whats with ALL THE LADY BUGS AROUND HOUSE?
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whats with ALL THE LADY BUGS AROUND HOUSE?
THEY CRAWL ME AS I PLAY GUITAR!!!!!!!!!!!
THERE EVERYWHERE
HOW DO YOU GIT RID OF THEM!
THERE 50 IN MY COMPUTER ROOM NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THERE EVERYWHERE
HOW DO YOU GIT RID OF THEM!
THERE 50 IN MY COMPUTER ROOM NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Re: whats with ALL THE LADY BUGS AROUND HOUSE?
If they're in your house instead of outdoors where one would normally find ladybugs, it means they're the flesh-eating kind. They will strip you to the bone while you sleep. RUN!!
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Re: whats with ALL THE LADY BUGS AROUND HOUSE?
that sounds like a mortican sample
i dont mind 15 20
i went to knock on ingelberts humberdinks house and there 50 out side his parents door!
i dont mind 15 20
i went to knock on ingelberts humberdinks house and there 50 out side his parents door!
Re: whats with ALL THE LADY BUGS AROUND HOUSE?
Close the fucking window, waterhead.
Anyway...it means you've been cursed by Aleister Crowley.
Anyway...it means you've been cursed by Aleister Crowley.
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Re: whats with ALL THE LADY BUGS AROUND HOUSE?
I USED windex and endust and there still there!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
my windows are closed
the hotter it gets,the more they come in your house
my windows are closed
the hotter it gets,the more they come in your house
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Re: whats with ALL THE LADY BUGS AROUND HOUSE?
Lady bugs are good luck, so they're probably just regular bugs.
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Re: whats with ALL THE LADY BUGS AROUND HOUSE?
About 15 years ago they introduced Asian Beetles in this area to get rid of some grasshopper type bug eating crops as well as Gypsy Moths that were destroying trees. Now we have milliosn of these things that come out whenever it gets cold and warms back up a bit. You literally have to use a vacuum cleaner to get rid of them. Fuckers bite too. Look exactly like regular lady bugs, just with a pissy attitude.
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Re: whats with ALL THE LADY BUGS AROUND HOUSE?
Pick one up, run it across your fingertips then smell your fingers.
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Re: whats with ALL THE LADY BUGS AROUND HOUSE?
The Wages of Ben wrote:Pick one up, run it across your fingertips then smell your fingers.
Yeah, smells like half digested grass or something.
Re: whats with ALL THE LADY BUGS AROUND HOUSE?
Spring is coming...the cats are in heat here already...