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Sorry Amelia, but I'm letting the cat out of the bag!
Re: Sorry Amelia, but I'm letting the cat out of the bag!
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You can't remember fucking me Amelia? Believe me, I am waaaay out of your league, my cock was just rock hard and you were willing. We were both drunk. You left a mark on my chest. You liked the way I bit your nipples. Whatever, it's a distant memory anyway. I just wanted to get it out and let the board know that you have gross tits.
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nah, that's what is known as "awesome"Vagectomy wrote:Awesome? Not quite. When she was on her back they laid flat and way off to the side.ThE GodDamN BattletweeteR wrote:tell us about the awesomeness of her titties.
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Re: Sorry Amelia, but I'm letting the cat out of the bag!
Whatever floats your boat. It was a quick and easy fuck, nothing more or less.John Jr. wrote:nah, that's what is known as "awesome"Vagectomy wrote:Awesome? Not quite. When she was on her back they laid flat and way off to the side.ThE GodDamN BattletweeteR wrote:tell us about the awesomeness of her titties.
Re: Sorry Amelia, but I'm letting the cat out of the bag!
i saw those jugs in that pic she posted once id put some naughty thrusts on em.
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They were like twice as long as they were wide... and the nipples looked like thin diagonal slashes. It's like her tits aged twice as fast as she did.
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didn't stop you from flogging your pud in a heated catatonic trance.Friendly Goatus wrote:They were like twice as long as they were wide... and the nipples looked like thin diagonal slashes. It's like her tits aged twice as fast as she did.
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If you're going to use big words at least use them right.
I wouldn't have been able to jerk it even if I wanted to in a catatonic state. Though they actually did make me catatonic... it was a symptom of post-traumatic stress disorder.
I wouldn't have been able to jerk it even if I wanted to in a catatonic state. Though they actually did make me catatonic... it was a symptom of post-traumatic stress disorder.
Re: Sorry Amelia, but I'm letting the cat out of the bag!
whatever it takes to get you there meat head.
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Re: Sorry Amelia, but I'm letting the cat out of the bag!
I see you're posting on autopilot already...
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dude's obviously a liar. any guy that has fucked me knows i dont like my tits touched AT ALL unless we're dating, and i don't date.
PERIOD.
man oh man. fucking me is like fucking your grandma. 'DONT!'
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man oh man. fucking me is like fucking your grandma. 'DONT!'
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Have you anything to say for thrusting your bare chest bags upon us? Not even an apology?
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meh. i assume you've seen your grandpa naked, so i didn't think it was a big deal...?
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At least my grandpa was kind of hot.
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yo man, i bought like a 10 year supply of disposable razors yesterday (that means 10 schicks period)...i'll let you know when i thin the nipple fur, brah...
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Re: Sorry Amelia, but I'm letting the cat out of the bag!
i thought your boobs were quite nice and ive always appreciated you showing them on multiple occasions
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Well that wasn't creepy or awkward at all!
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Re: Sorry Amelia, but I'm letting the cat out of the bag!
unfortunately youre a little too mean for me
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Yeah, Hotchka. She only responds to abuse. Anything else is beneath her.
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Whaaaat? One of my biggest issues is with being too nice, are you kidding? If i weren't so nice i would have maybe fucked like 5 people instead of 30 or whatever. wow.
honesty isn't being mean!
honesty isn't being mean!
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Re: Sorry Amelia, but I'm letting the cat out of the bag!
30.... Amelia, modesty is not your strongest point, dear
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did you suck him off like good lil bitch that you are?Friendly Goatus wrote:At least my grandpa was kind of hot.
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haha that's messed up if im hitt'n it I would also mash tits, sorry.Pyrite Medal of Ignorance wrote: any guy that has fucked me knows i dont like my tits touched AT ALL
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