Top forty best Beers ever dranken
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Top forty best Beers ever dranken
According to some incredibly wrongheaded sluts!
http://eatthis.womenshealthmag.com/slid ... eers#title
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Re: Top forty best Beers ever dranken
who compiled this list, InBev?
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Re: Top forty best Beers ever dranken
A bunch of xasthur fans, apparently.valgalder wrote:who compiled this list
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Re: Top forty best Beers ever dranken
I'm not even going to look at this list but I will say I'll be enjoying a Bell's Batch 9000 tonight...Woot!
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Re: Top forty best Beers ever dranken
So they counted down supermarket beers in order of calories. How enlightening!
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Re: Top forty best Beers ever dranken
Um...it's the top 40 "diet" beers to drink. They're not going for taste, but seeing Bud anywhere near a top 40 is a fucking disgrace.
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Re: Top forty best Beers ever dranken
I think you missed their point. The ratings are based strictly on calories. That's it. And what's with the grammar?? DRANKEN?
"Beers are listed from worst to best based on calories and carbohydrate content--the two major nutritional factors at play when analyzing alcohol."
edit: yes, what Jakebonz said.
"Beers are listed from worst to best based on calories and carbohydrate content--the two major nutritional factors at play when analyzing alcohol."
edit: yes, what Jakebonz said.
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Re: Top forty best Beers ever dranken
I can't remember the name of it, but the best I ever had was some blueberry/chocolate stuff. It was one of the few beers I thought actually tasted good.
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Re: Top forty best Beers ever dranken
Fucking christ, Skidkunt43°29′28″N 83°23′49″W wrote:I can't remember the name of it, but the best I ever had was some blueberry/chocolate stuff. It was one of the few beers I thought actually tasted good.
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43°29′28″N 83°23′49″W wrote:I don't like the taste of beer because I am special and unique. My palette is sensitive and i don't care for the texture of lettuce mixed with a cheeseburger.
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Re: Top forty best Beers ever dranken
I never likes the tast of most alcohol. I usually drank it to get drunk, nopt to marvel at the flavor. After 5 or 6 you don't care about taste anyway. YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG!necrothrash wrote:43°29′28″N 83°23′49″W wrote:I don't like the taste of beer because I am special and unique. My palette is sensitive and i don't care for the texture of lettuce mixed with a cheeseburger.
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Re: Top forty best Beers ever dranken
^^^^ Drinking instructions from a guy who doesn't like beer ^^^^
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bloodybloodlicker wrote: And what's with the grammar?? DRANKEN?
dranken
noun
1. Plural form of drank.
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the "witty" descriptions made me want to kick them in their vaginas
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Re: Top forty best Beers ever dranken
just stick with the slurpees and the cherry cokes you fucking closet diabetic. leave alcohol to the grown ups...43°29′28″N 83°23′49″W wrote:I can't remember the name of it, but the best I ever had was some blueberry/chocolate stuff. It was one of the few beers I thought actually tasted good.
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Re: Top forty best Beers ever dranken
Cut him some slack, he is just being a good samaratin. He's only trying to show us that it's not really possible to enjoy the taste of beer and that we are merely fooling ourselves. How is he armed with this incisive, arcane and esoteric knowledge?soiled depends wrote:just stick with the slurpees and the cherry cokes you fucking closet diabetic. leave alcohol to the grown ups...43°29′28″N 83°23′49″W wrote:I can't remember the name of it, but the best I ever had was some blueberry/chocolate stuff. It was one of the few beers I thought actually tasted good.
He, personally, doesn't like the taste of beer
Re: Top forty best Beers ever dranken
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Re: Top forty best Beers ever dranken
For real. I'm not going to be able to sleep tonight knowing people drink beers of a lower standard.Streven Adler wrote:that's it. my fucking night is ruined.
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hahahasoiled depends wrote:just stick with the slurpees and the cherry cokes you fucking closet diabetic. leave alcohol to the grown ups...43°29′28″N 83°23′49″W wrote:I can't remember the name of it, but the best I ever had was some blueberry/chocolate stuff. It was one of the few beers I thought actually tasted good.
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Oh haha, I thought you were being sarcastic.Streven Adler wrote:don't fucking sass me, red.Cryptoplasty wrote:For real. I'm not going to be able to sleep tonight knowing people drink different kinds of beer than I do.Streven Adler wrote:that's it. my fucking night is ruined.
Carry on then..
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Re: Top forty best Beers ever dranken
soiled depends wrote:just stick with the slurpees and the cherry cokes you fucking closet diabetic. leave alcohol to the grown ups...43°29′28″N 83°23′49″W wrote:I can't remember the name of it, but the best I ever had was some blueberry/chocolate stuff. It was one of the few beers I thought actually tasted good.
I've drank more "good" beer than you've lied about.
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we can tell43°29′28″N 83°23′49″W wrote:soiled depends wrote:just stick with the slurpees and the cherry cokes you fucking closet diabetic. leave alcohol to the grown ups...43°29′28″N 83°23′49″W wrote:I can't remember the name of it, but the best I ever had was some blueberry/chocolate stuff. It was one of the few beers I thought actually tasted good.
I've drank more "good" beer than you've lied about.
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Re: Top forty best Beers ever dranken
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Yeah, but not for the taste, right? How did you know it was good beer anyway? Did you PET scan it? That's the only way to know for sure.43°29′28″N 83°23′49″W wrote:soiled depends wrote:just stick with the slurpees and the cherry cokes you fucking closet diabetic. leave alcohol to the grown ups...43°29′28″N 83°23′49″W wrote:I can't remember the name of it, but the best I ever had was some blueberry/chocolate stuff. It was one of the few beers I thought actually tasted good.
I've drank more "good" beer than you've lied about.
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