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-yelling anything with the word 'fag' in it, in public
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just lock it right now
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for fun
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riley, that's what you would hope to do BEFORE i got in the van.

i'm talking about when you forget to lock it before i'm in there, silly!
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:what: my last posts sounds retarded!

-because retarded people are annoying
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because you're a loud annoying cunt who craves attention
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Because you're still breathing
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riley-o wrote:because you're a loud annoying cunt who craves attention

aw. i just like interaction, even though i also value my time alone. people and animals are toys, riley. you KNOW this. we're all just fancy lincoln logs...
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because hopefully you'll smoke your head on the pavement as you fall out of the still-moving van and become a vegetable
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The guys from Bang Bus kicked you out?
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because you're totally incapable of worthwhile and meaningful contribution to the species
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smoke your head on the pavement...
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omg riley STOP i can't HANDLE this ABUSE!
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take a picture of your vagina and post it on here, get your head and tats in there so i know its you
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regressionissues wrote:kale farts

you know what is fucked up? my farts haven't been stinking much and i never even see bits of undigested kale in my droppings NO MATTER HOW MUCH I CONSUME. i ate a lb at least yesterday...today? just some fluffy brown mounds. unbelievable. kale is heaven food.
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hey, what are the chances rollins and his lawyers will try to sue me if i write a book called "get out of the van" chronicling my experiences as a spazz, idiot, and all-around useless hanger-on?
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riley-o wrote:just lock it right now
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Smegma told me to do it.
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Wang Mandu wrote:Smegma told me to do it.

you know, i have no problem evacuating the van when someone needs to bust a nut on some bitches face. you guys take all the time you need, ok?
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Because this
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hates having her tits touched in addition to being otherwise a fucking headcase
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tht my breast @ goatus


weed + boobs are pretty annoying, yeah.
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Grape juice-gingerale cocktails suck by the way...
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riley-o wrote:hates having her tits touched in addition to being otherwise a fucking headcase

sometimes i like gentle, well-guided touches. not this "mashing" of tits that often results in THIS SORT OF SHIT which is what happens when people touch them too much. i'm sensitive, yo. it's less painful than it looks, i guess...

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out of the van, beefhands...
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