WELCOME BACK KATIE: the thread
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WELCOME BACK KATIE: the thread
How have you been there fine maiden?
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rileyo wrote:i like that she's wearing high heels &stockings to get fucked by dead pigs,that's some real forward thinking metal right there
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BUNGVOX wrote:i don't want metallica to shit their pants. i want metallica to shit MY pants.
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Re: Can Torsion comment on this oil spill, n stuff....
Real fucking authentic NPR Orleans oil spills
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Re: Can Torsion comment on this oil spill, n stuff....
I heard voodoo played no small role in this tragic disaster...if I head to the airport now, I can land in Port Aux Prince by midnight, drunk and mean with a machete and a compelling thirst for vengeance...
does your employer know that you are a cold hearted animal murderer in addition to being an insatiable pervert?-meatgrease
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Re: Can Torsion comment on this oil spill, n stuff....
wasn't there a guy posting on here who works on an oil platform? i vaguely remember him posting pics.
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Funny... I heard from those "God Hates Fags" people that the oil spill was caused by god, because of societal tolerance being shown towards homosexuals....soiled depends wrote:I heard voodoo played no small role in this tragic disaster...if I head to the airport now, I can land in Port Aux Prince by midnight, drunk and mean with a machete and a compelling thirst for vengeance...
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Re: Can Torsion comment on this oil spill, n stuff....
Don't fall prey to those people's screwed up and miserable world view, Mari. They're so full of shit...all they do is knock each others' farts all day long and try on each others' underthings no matter how soiled they may be...Mari_Mar wrote:Funny... I heard from those "God Hates Fags" people that the oil spill was caused by god, because of societal tolerance being shown towards homosexuals....
does your employer know that you are a cold hearted animal murderer in addition to being an insatiable pervert?-meatgrease
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Re: Can Torsion comment on this oil spill, n stuff....
WWJD? (What Would Jofa Do?)
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I think God's just saying "hey, cut down on all the lube ... don't be wasteful."Mari_Mar wrote:Funny... I heard from those "God Hates Fags" people that the oil spill was caused by god, because of societal tolerance being shown towards homosexuals....soiled depends wrote:I heard voodoo played no small role in this tragic disaster...if I head to the airport now, I can land in Port Aux Prince by midnight, drunk and mean with a machete and a compelling thirst for vengeance...
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it certainly stands to reason that god would smite the sodomites where they feel it most... the ocean
it's almost too obvious...
it's almost too obvious...
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Re: Can Torsion comment on this oil spill, n stuff....
the beach is where they all lie naked and fornicate. gone with it!
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rileyo wrote:i like that she's wearing high heels &stockings to get fucked by dead pigs,that's some real forward thinking metal right there
LordDarksoul wrote:Thanks for the concern, Fucktractor.
BUNGVOX wrote:i don't want metallica to shit their pants. i want metallica to shit MY pants.
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Re: Can Torsion comment on this oil spill, n stuff....
If you shot the Wolfman in the face you could you lower his corpse from a helicopter in a harness and just mop that oil slick up so easy...
does your employer know that you are a cold hearted animal murderer in addition to being an insatiable pervert?-meatgrease
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They say that's where the motion is...riley-o wrote:it certainly stands to reason that god would smite the sodomites where they feel it most... the ocean
it's almost too obvious...
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riley-o wrote:it certainly stands to reason that god would smite the sodomites where they feel it most... the prostate
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marissa what did i tell you about italics
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I thought I used 'em right...riley-o wrote:marissa what did i tell you about italics
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again...blondeMari_Mar wrote:I thought I used 'em right...riley-o wrote:marissa what did i tell you about italics
\m/Johnny\m/ wrote:
I guess there's crippling, life shattering levels of alcoholism, and then there's Lemmy.
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you made too casual of a statement for use of italics. marissa this is basic emphasis understanding and you should really have it mastered before you start using italics live in the field...
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Italics are harrrd...
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rileyo wrote:i like that she's wearing high heels &stockings to get fucked by dead pigs,that's some real forward thinking metal right there
LordDarksoul wrote:Thanks for the concern, Fucktractor.
BUNGVOX wrote:i don't want metallica to shit their pants. i want metallica to shit MY pants.
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Re: Can Torsion comment on this oil spill, n stuff....
Thread's not AUTHENTIC without Torsion
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I had the cafeteria here at work's idea of huevos rancheros. It wasn't huevos rancheros at all, but rather an omelet with chorizo in it.
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hahahah did you seriously expect a serious thread with the way you communicate ?Zerohero wrote:
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