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So I guess we're just going to look the other way at the whole "no inter-office dating" policy, eh?
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This thread is a practice in group masturbation.

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triple clutcher v2.5b wrote:Anyone want to head out to the warehouse and race the scissorlifts? We just have to stay away from the pallet racks because of last week's forklift rollover, but other than that it's pretty safe.
Well the pallet racks are empty this week. Steeltoe had a bonfire at his snakefeeding party last weekend.
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Tony Twist wrote:So I guess we're just going to look the other way at the whole "no inter-office dating" policy, eh?
No, we still can't date co-workers. Inter-office fucking is okay though ... as a matter of fact, I think it's part of our mission statement now.
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TheDOAD wrote:
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TheDOAD wrote:Miss Maru, Are we still on for lunch today?
yes, of course mr. DOAD. unless you need to reschedule. because if that's the case, that's okay. so um if you need to reschedule, just let me know. i'll rearrange my schedule. did you need me to do anything before lunch? i uh am just working on these invoices...
No you are doing fine. Just meet me in the lobby of the Biltmore at 1:30. And no that I think about it, stay away from the womens room In the Mail room, I dont know how safe the seats are.
okay, thank you mr. DOAD. i really appreciate the opportunity to work here at the REEE offices. I'll meet you at the Biltmore. thank you again. oh and i avoid those bathrooms at all costs. don't worry.
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triple clutcher v2.5b wrote:
Tony Twist wrote:So I guess we're just going to look the other way at the whole "no inter-office dating" policy, eh?
No, we still can't date co-workers. Inter-office fucking is okay though ... as a matter of fact, I think it's part of our mission statement now.

Well, I'm a team player, I can get on board with this. Just remember guys, before you do anything, think to yourself:


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triple clutcher v2.5b wrote:Anyone want to head out to the warehouse and race the scissorlifts? We just have to stay away from the pallet racks because of last week's forklift rollover, but other than that it's pretty safe.
Well the pallet racks are empty this week. Steeltoe had a bonfire at his snakefeeding party last weekend.
yeah, I'm just erring on the side of caution after the whole Necrometer-Pisscubes-magic-mushrooms-scissorlift-chicken thing. Upper management wasn't happy when they found out that most of Ross's torso and half a skid of banana milk was lodged in the HVAC system.
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Pisscubes wrote:Mr. Doad? I set up that hidden video camera in the room of the Biltmore like you asked me to.
ahahaha, oh shit. now i can't stop imagining you two as Saul Goodman and his private eye guy.
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Ooooooh my head, Torsion really took the site visit dinner at Outback to another level and I'm going to have to miss the 10.30 sales projection discussion to crawl into the first aid room and grab two hours before the Biltmore
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Ok, which one of you broke into my office (I have a locking door!) and changed my screen saver to a custom goatse??

I don't mind so much since it's a female. I can tell it wasn't Hana because the vagina isn't giant :awesome: but I'd prefer that you folks leave my shit alone.

And no one has cleaned Iron G's skid marks off the copy machine yet! I don't know if that's good or bad.....
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doomeddisciple wrote:Ooooooh my head, Torsion really took the site visit dinner at Outback to another level and I'm going to have to miss the 10.30 sales projection discussion to crawl into the first aid room and grab two hours before the Biltmore
Dude theyjjll never fingfd that hoookers boidy hahahaha
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doomeddisciple wrote:Ooooooh my head, Torsion really took the site visit dinner at Outback to another level and I'm going to have to miss the 10.30 sales projection discussion to crawl into the first aid room and grab two hours before the Biltmore
Dude theyjjll never fingfd that hoookers boidy hahahaha
Is that what the smell is coming from the supply closet (Thor's office)?
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Oh shit dows this building havfew a incinerater
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The Torsion wrote:Oh shit dows this building havfew a incinerater
Have you been huffing the same rubber cement that Pisscubes left behind??
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If I may interrupt the frivolity for a moment, I have a serious question for the jigadeers of this company: What, exactly, are we supposed to do here at REEE? I've been a part of this workforce for years now, and quite frankly, no one ever explained my duties to me. I just while away my days here screwing around on the internets and listening to musicks, without a scrap of work ever once crossing my desk. I'm not complaining, mind you... I like raking in this handsome salary for doing whatever the hell I want, but I hate having to bullshit people who ask me what I do for a living. :?
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The Torsion wrote:Oh shit dows this building havfew a incinerater
Have you been huffing the same rubber cement that Pisscubes left behind??
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Ah, I see our new graphic design expert is here!
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Toxicarius wrote:If I may interrupt the frivolity for a moment, I have a serious question for the jigadeers of this company: What, exactly, are we supposed to do here at REEE? I've been a part of this workforce for years now, and quite frankly, no one ever explained my duties to me. I just while away my days here screwing around on the internets and listening to musicks, without a scrap of work ever once crossing my desk. I'm not complaining, mind you... I like raking in this handsome salary for doing whatever the hell I want, but I hate having to bullshit people who ask me what I do for a living. :?
Let me just say that you are doing your job just fine. Keep up the good work!!

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we get training on how to sexually harass?

now this is a company i can get behind.
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John Jr. wrote:
now this is a company i can get behind.

[leans in behind thorr really close while using a deep whisper]

Not if it gets behind you first...
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Ohh fuck yeah
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Memoranda:

All new female employee's are to be called "toots" in lieu of some kind of revelation at an embarassing sexual encounter in their past or at their welcome after works drinks.

All young male employees are to report if their female supervisor if at the very least doesn't offer to drive you home or suggest you "work back late" with a knowing glance over her bi-focals.

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When Hell-Haine comes in drunk and makes fun of my clothes it really hurts my feelings. Taped up steel toed boots and coveralls are all I have to wear. I was a loading dock foreman until a few weeks ago. :(
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The Torsion wrote:When Hell-Haine comes in drunk and makes fun of my clothes it really hurts my feelings. Taped up steel toed boots and coveralls are all I have to wear. I was a loading dock foreman until a few weeks ago. :(
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