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ummm.... I've got to leave early today. I, uhhh have to take my dog in for his monthly rectal cleansing at 10am..Geeheeb wrote: someone with less than 5000 posts to drill and bind.
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FUCK! Do NOT talk about that with anyone. It was for IT eyes only. You're all getting docked for reading it.
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docked.............wait a second.............
you guys are getting paid?
you guys are getting paid?
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Hi guys its the london office here, today is uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ronnies birthday so we are closing early, please field our calls.
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ah...shit. oh well. when the hell is this training starting?!?!
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Dude. How new are you? New hires spend a night out at a bondage club with Mari and get roofie d'. That is your "training"..... We'll set you up for next tuesday.Wehttam wrote:ah...shit. oh well. when the hell is this training starting?!?!
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I'm talking about the sexual harassment training. I'm not new......I was in way before the Mari training became mandatory.
I just sleep tons here. So you might not have noticed me too much....or at all.
I just sleep tons here. So you might not have noticed me too much....or at all.
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I accidentally just read everyone's email.
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Geeheeb wrote:I accidentally just everyone's email.
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RE: Wettham harassment training.
Oh, yeah! You are the dude with an actual full size bed in his cubicle! Lots of people are talking upper management promotion for you. You will reach lofty hights here, man...
Mari handles the sexual harassment training too. Actually anything that has to do with sex on the job goes through her. It's in the S.O.P.
Oh, yeah! You are the dude with an actual full size bed in his cubicle! Lots of people are talking upper management promotion for you. You will reach lofty hights here, man...
Mari handles the sexual harassment training too. Actually anything that has to do with sex on the job goes through her. It's in the S.O.P.
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"theres a new Camo stronger than black ice, its better tasting than all the rest. its 12.5% and tastes sorta like cream soda mixed with piss. i like it!" - ghost boner
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mandie still doing free haircuts? my sack needs shorn something FIERCE!
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Oh, um, 'heeb?
I left the WHERE off of an UPDATE statement.
You have a backup of the database, right?
I left the WHERE off of an UPDATE statement.
You have a backup of the database, right?
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spilled baby oil over the tapes from January. the last complete backup I have from before that is probably November 2009, that cool? I was trying to get the arm from the DLT library to work as a penis stretcher.jakebonz@work wrote:Oh, um, 'heeb?
I left the WHERE off of an UPDATE statement.
You have a backup of the database, right?
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got any earlier vintages on those backups? 2008 was a pretty good year.
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Meh, they were only the accounting records. I'll just make an educated guess. I'm sure we'll be ok with that.Geeheeb wrote:spilled baby oil over the tapes from January. the last complete backup I have from before that is probably November 2009, that cool? I was trying to get the arm from the DLT library to work as a penis stretcher.jakebonz@work wrote:Oh, um, 'heeb?
I left the WHERE off of an UPDATE statement.
You have a backup of the database, right?
EDIT: Yeah, let's go with 2008 and pretend the decision to hire Mr(s). Shevil wasn't the largest mistake REEE has ever made.
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Alright, Mari?.....so when does this harassment training start? I'm going to take a nap. Please wake me.
edit: where's Erik? Is he on holidays?
edit: where's Erik? Is he on holidays?
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oh you mean the porn dumps?
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Oh, yeah, um, meant to tell you what happened to those after Pisscubes was huffing all of your RAID Wasp Killer during the Company Picnic at your place...neckbeard wrote:offsite my garage
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Zorry Kevin.....I already finished off the pony keg of homebrew you brought in this morning.
I have to pee but I don't want to walk to the bathroom. Hmmmm, I see that Hunter didn't come in today and his trash can is empty......
I have to pee but I don't want to walk to the bathroom. Hmmmm, I see that Hunter didn't come in today and his trash can is empty......
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Hey guys, Hana ordered pizza! Where's her orifice I MEAN OFFICE OH SHIT DID I TYPE THAT FREUD IS GONNA HAVE A FIELD DAY WITH THAT SLIP
SPOILERSPOILER_SHOW
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I AM GOING TO MASTERBATE IN AN OBVIOUS PLACE, BUT YALL WONT BE ABLE TO TELL I AM MASTERBATING...CAUSE I AM THAT GOOD.
I AM AN INTELLECTUAL FUCKING COMBATANT OF GOD, I AM TOO TOUGH TO CARE WHAT YOU THINK.
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Are you a combatant of god, or for god?