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thats a fish. it's called an alligator-gar. between those, giant snapping turtles, and water moccasins, it made swimming back home in mississippi a dicey jaunt to say the least.Zap Rowsdower wrote:John Jr. wrote:
That looks more like a crocodile. Dude's going to jail!
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Man, when I was a kid we would go out to the creek by my house and you could hear those things just rolling over into the water...they're not shy either. I used to practice my knife throwing skills because I was convinced that in a time of desperate peril I would be able to take one out with ninja dexterity. I couldn't fucking hit the side of a barn from 5 feet.John Jr. wrote:water moccasins
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i cant count how many small stabwounds i got as a child attempting to throw knives hard at close targets, only to have them rebound and stick me in the leg/arm/bellyfat.
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How many times did you get shot with a BB gun?John Jr. wrote:i cant count how many small stabwounds i got as a child attempting to throw knives hard at close targets, only to have them rebound and stick me in the leg/arm/bellyfat.
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once by my next-door neighbors kid. i threw him off the trampoline and broke his arm. you dont point guns at people unless you intend to do them harm. i returned the favor.
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I was shot in the back twice by my neighbor. Seriously: in the back. I was so stunned by his cowardice and thorough lack of style that I was speechless. Then he just started crying. What can you do with a kid like that? "Be a man" scene from Godfather, you know?John Jr. wrote:once by my next-door neighbors kid. i threw him off the trampoline and broke his arm. you dont point guns at people unless you intend to do them harm. i returned the favor.
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ah, me and the kid got along fine after that, anyway. shit happens on the playground and such.
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I got shot in the ass once with a BB gun. Luckily it just left a mark.
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i watched my friend shoot a bb gun at a nerf ball and then take the ricochet in the sack. haha.
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Hahaha that's awesome. When I was like 14 my friend shot a pile of dog shit and a small piece of shit flew into another friend's mouth. He immediately screamed and started puking while crying. It was the funniest thing I've ever seen.neckbeard wrote:i watched my friend shoot a bb gun at a nerf ball and then take the ricochet in the sack. haha.
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UGH! HEEEYYYYY!!!!!!!
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ghost boner wrote:you can get it on the fire stick too. theres nothing this thing cant do
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Friendly Goatus wrote:Hahaha that's awesome. When I was like 14 my friend shot a pile of dog shit and a small piece of shit flew into another friend's mouth. He immediately screamed and started puking while crying. It was the funniest thing I've ever seen.neckbeard wrote:i watched my friend shoot a bb gun at a nerf ball and then take the ricochet in the sack. haha.
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shopped, but the original is not far off.zombiehead wrote:
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From an empirical viewpoint, the problem with Free Will (and causality) is reconciling determinism and freedom to make sense of morality.
From an empirical viewpoint, the problem with Free Will (and causality) is reconciling determinism and freedom to make sense of morality.
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is this shopped, shop wizard?
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No, but it really needs to happen more often around the world.
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It's a nullo.zombiehead wrote:is this shopped, shop wizard?
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Somebody posted how to do this a while ago. It's all smoke and mirrors and super glue.
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