Five Finger Donkey Punch - new bassist flyer
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pics of faces you hate on steroids & crack times infinity
it's almost as bad as dwyer's
it's almost as bad as dwyer's
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hey frickin' slayer is that an astrological sign on his arm there?SHOOTME wrote:
Is this guy fucking serious? He's got brass knuckles on his hand while he's performing? I think these assholes are trying too hard.
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Is this guy fucking serious? He's got brass knuckles on his hand while he's performing? I think these assholes are trying too hard.
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whoa, hobo VargTony Twist wrote:Welp, they got their man .............
New photo shoot with the new guy and everything. Anyone who says the lead singer either needs to be crouching or standing on something is just crazy.
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Asshole.
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yep, still showin' off the sick tats.Tony Twist wrote:
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so did they find their bass player at the greyhound station or what?
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Five Toe Faggot Shoes is what the band should be called.triple clutcher v2.5b wrote:yep, still showin' off the sick tats.Tony Twist wrote:
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i don't see why someone wouldn't wanna jump on that gravy train. looks like a total party.
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Do these guys only take stupid photos or do they actually play music? Has anyone even heard it?
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dude.....their performance pix say it all........these dudes are tearing up stages all over the world.Tony Twist wrote:Do these guys only take stupid photos or do they actually play music? Has anyone even heard it?
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Yeah, but is there anyone watching?BUNGVOX wrote:dude.....their performance pix say it all........these dudes are tearing up stages all over the world.Tony Twist wrote:Do these guys only take stupid photos or do they actually play music? Has anyone even heard it?
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... aaand more sick tatties. I'm almost willing to pay for this guy to get his other arm done.SHOOTME wrote:
I may have posted this already, but at work I often hear the local modern rock station. I know they play these guys, but every time I try to think of what they sound like I end up thinking of other songs by other (equally douchey) bands. So I guess imagine the most generic angst-metal imaginable, and then make it even more trivial.Tony Twist wrote:Do these guys only take stupid photos or do they actually play music? Has anyone even heard it?
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The real question is why was SHOOTME following this band's exploits? Are you on their street team?
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these are the type of bands who totally have 'street teams'
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I'm not sure whether to be more furious over you thinking I like this shitty bro-core band, or you calling me an elf. Once I decide...be prepared to die.ThePhillyExperiment wrote:The real question is why was SHOOTME following this band's exploits? Are you on their street team?
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hey F slayer is that an astro sign on his arm or what? it looks like 2/3 of a capSHOOTME wrote:
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OF COURSE NOT. "A sandwich made from fresh steaming dog shit? Has anyone even tasted it?"Tony Twist wrote:Do these guys only take stupid photos or do they actually play music? Has anyone even heard it?
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yeah, they play music. It sounds just like a band called "Five Finger Death Punch" should sound.
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hey,wat an astute observation! yes,it n fact Duz look like he has the capricorn symbol tattooed on his arm! the pics of him wearing the fedora, his preoccupation with masculinity, and as u pointed out his apparent self-consciousness abt his physical stature, r all dead giv aways that he is a capricorn! well done,my friend! im gona add thiz to his file.Necrometer wrote:hey F slayer is that an astro sign on his arm or what? it looks like 2/3 of a capSHOOTME wrote:
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why is he wearing the knuckleduster with the fingers through the wrong holes?