Five Finger Donkey Punch - new bassist flyer
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lol shinedown
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Did he ever give you a five finger death-spank when you were a kid?noah thirteen wrote:Their new bass player kind of looks like my dad in this picture......SHOOTME wrote:
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Haha, the little homo is standing on an ammo box. Is that the bassist on the right back there? He looks like he just found out that their label/mgmt reneged on their "cash for your dignity" agreement
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If they're such bad bros why didn't they join the Army right out of high school? They're so bad ass they'd be fucking Delta Force by now, I'm certain.
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One of my Facebook friends posted something about being excited for their new album. I posted a link to this thread as a response.
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'you need to be this tall....to rock'
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From Blintzes to Crepes wrote:One of my Facebook friends posted something about being excited for their new album. I posted a link to this thread as a response.
maybe it's time for you to end that relationship. sounds like this person is obviously a fucking clueless asshole...
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i call "Shut Up, Terrorism".Bored013 wrote:Actually it would be a lot of fun for RBBers to write/record our own FFDP songs. It would probably take about five minutes to come up with one.
I call the song title "Dog Eat Dog."
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SPOILERSPOILER_SHOW
Some people call me midget
Because I'm five foot two
But stand down motherfucker
I'll walk all over you
Don't talk shit about my clothes
They're straight up from my tailor
I can pay to have them altered
How's that, you fucking failure?
Might makes right and I'm tall enough to fight
I'll kick your ass any day and any fucking night
You want to hit the fair
I already did the rides
I swear I rode them yesterday
I'm not telling you no lies
Check out my sick tatties
They're up and down my arm
I turn like this in pictures
Just because I can, motherfucker
Might makes right and I'm tall enough to fight
I'll kick your ass any day and any fucking night
And don't think that I'm putting up a front
I act like this because I'm really fucking tough
The ballads on our albums are just a gag
Our record label makes me act like a fag
Might makes right and I'm tall enough to fight
I'll kick your ass any day and any fucking night
Because I'm five foot two
But stand down motherfucker
I'll walk all over you
Don't talk shit about my clothes
They're straight up from my tailor
I can pay to have them altered
How's that, you fucking failure?
Might makes right and I'm tall enough to fight
I'll kick your ass any day and any fucking night
You want to hit the fair
I already did the rides
I swear I rode them yesterday
I'm not telling you no lies
Check out my sick tatties
They're up and down my arm
I turn like this in pictures
Just because I can, motherfucker
Might makes right and I'm tall enough to fight
I'll kick your ass any day and any fucking night
And don't think that I'm putting up a front
I act like this because I'm really fucking tough
The ballads on our albums are just a gag
Our record label makes me act like a fag
Might makes right and I'm tall enough to fight
I'll kick your ass any day and any fucking night
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triple clutcher v2.5b wrote:SPOILERSPOILER_SHOWSome people call me midget
Because I'm five foot two
But stand down motherfucker
I'll walk all over you
Don't talk shit about my clothes
They're straight up from my tailor
I can pay to have them altered
How's that, you fucking failure?
Might makes right and I'm tall enough to fight
I'll kick your ass any day and any fucking night
You want to hit the fair
I already did the rides
I swear I rode them yesterday
I'm not telling you no lies
Check out my sick tatties
They're up and down my arm
I turn like this in pictures
Just because I can, motherfucker
Might makes right and I'm tall enough to fight
I'll kick your ass any day and any fucking night
And don't think that I'm putting up a front
I act like this because I'm really fucking tough
The ballads on our albums are just a gag
Our record label makes me act like a fag
Might makes right and I'm tall enough to fight
I'll kick your ass any day and any fucking night
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hahahahahaha the rides at the fair parttriple clutcher v2.5b wrote:SPOILERSPOILER_SHOWSome people call me midget
Because I'm five foot two
But stand down motherfucker
I'll walk all over you
Don't talk shit about my clothes
They're straight up from my tailor
I can pay to have them altered
How's that, you fucking failure?
Might makes right and I'm tall enough to fight
I'll kick your ass any day and any fucking night
You want to hit the fair
I already did the rides
I swear I rode them yesterday
I'm not telling you no lies
Check out my sick tatties
They're up and down my arm
I turn like this in pictures
Just because I can, motherfucker
Might makes right and I'm tall enough to fight
I'll kick your ass any day and any fucking night
And don't think that I'm putting up a front
I act like this because I'm really fucking tough
The ballads on our albums are just a gag
Our record label makes me act like a fag
Might makes right and I'm tall enough to fight
I'll kick your ass any day and any fucking night
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that's amazing
this song actually needs to exist - if you aren't going to do it alone (I know you have the power) let me know and I'll program drums, play whatever instrumentation, host on youtube, etc
hahaha American Capitalist: Japanese bonus track
I would fucking LOVE to troll these assholes on the grand scale
this song actually needs to exist - if you aren't going to do it alone (I know you have the power) let me know and I'll program drums, play whatever instrumentation, host on youtube, etc
hahaha American Capitalist: Japanese bonus track
I would fucking LOVE to troll these assholes on the grand scale
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Fuck the haters bro.
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these fucking morons are professional Thurbers. Christ.....
does your employer know that you are a cold hearted animal murderer in addition to being an insatiable pervert?-meatgrease
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Regarding the song, vocalist Ivan Moody told Revolver magazine, "This one is about the rumors and gossip that go on everywhere — especially online. It's comical to see how much crazy, ill-informed shit people will post as news and when they're trolling around message boards. In today's day and age, speculation and bad info can just fly around the Internet and catch fire — even when it’s completely false and unfounded. Funny shit."
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Their new video...and it just gets worse.
All I'm going to say is it starts out with the singer punching the director of the video for wanting "more attitude", and ends with the band flying an airplane into a mountain. The plane explodes, but the band is somehow able to parachute to safety while holding girls in their arms, drinking beers, and giving the middle finger to...I guess the sky?
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZLk75fFX ... ideo_title<
All I'm going to say is it starts out with the singer punching the director of the video for wanting "more attitude", and ends with the band flying an airplane into a mountain. The plane explodes, but the band is somehow able to parachute to safety while holding girls in their arms, drinking beers, and giving the middle finger to...I guess the sky?
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZLk75fFX ... ideo_title<
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haha, it sounds like Andrew WK. Never mind the sub-Bam Margera video with the supercars/mansions/chicks that are 110% theirs and totally not rented at all.
vocals and obligatory guitar solo are the two things I can't do with any competence, so if you (or anyone else) wants to step up I'll try and get a little recording done soon.Necrometer wrote:that's amazing
this song actually needs to exist - if you aren't going to do it alone (I know you have the power) let me know and I'll program drums, play whatever instrumentation, host on youtube, etc
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Can I hire the dude from North Side Kings to punch this mental midget too?
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I could do the vocals half-decently, I think, especially since the trolling is goal #1 and if it's a bit bad, that's still OK. If anyone one else wants to do this - SPEAK UP - I don't think I'm the best for the job but I'll get it done for sure. I could throw the solo together too I guess... I'm having a hard time seeing why you can't do this but yeah I could wing that.triple clutcher v2.5b wrote:vocals and obligatory guitar solo are the two things I can't do with any competence, so if you (or anyone else) wants to step up I'll try and get a little recording done soon.
"Enough to Fight" for song title? I don't think the title itself should scream parody...
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i'm now thoroughly convinced these bubbleheads are the bounce metal equivalent of Steel Panther. that's the only explanation that makes sense to me.
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As I was sitting outside last night smoking a bowl, a neighbor's chihuahua wouldn't stop yapping at any and everything that moved. I realized then that chihuahuas are the Five Finger Death Punch of the animal kingdom.
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