The Bill's Now Playing Video Game Thread (Now with Bames)

[The Bill]

Bioshock (revisited)

What a shutterbug I am this time around. Using completely different passive plasmids and I love trying to snap a photo or two during the middle of a fight especially when I can see a Rosie is about to bull-charge me, yet I have the bastard right there trapped in time. "C" I only got a fucking "C". Oh, shit! But, geeze Louise, that electro-shock +2 if you touch me shit, look out, fry the whole goddamn area my own helicopters and all.

Is Bioshock the only 360 game that uses the Unreal engine that doesn't have to wait two minutes to load all the textures?

[guardianoftheblind]

go to 7:03

>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=74xZHnCZ ... r_embedded<

[copstache]

FUUUUUUUUUUUUU

top gear test track

yes i know it was in GT5, i don't care

[fallbacktostone]

ok thats pretty cool guys

[The Bill]

you dudes that care about this car racing game, I would like to know. Do you, cats, actually like NASCAR, Indy 500, Funny Car, and/or Monster Truck type waiz? I just have to say, unless you're an actual driver one one of these vehicles it seems, well, not my thing by a long shot.

[guardianoftheblind]

gotta beat tom cruise's time

[Wang Mandu]

http://www.giantbomb.com/quick-look-from-dust/17-4531/

37 minutes of From Dust

[The Bill]

gotta beat tom cruise's time

Well, okay, now we have something to work with.

[The Bill]

Much like you dudes care about car racing, I care about pro-wrastlin'. And I hope, I really hope, in the new retarded game they are making you can piss off the fans soooo much that they give you a response like this:



It would be awesome if even though your a good guy, if you keep doing the same kind of match and same move set you "bore" them and they hate you, even though you are still a "face". Better yet, as a bad guy there should be an "X-PAC Heat" generator then they will really hate you.

Pipe dream, of course, but wouldn't that be magical. Like you reach Wrestlmania and they just hate you SO fucking much they throw toilet paper at you. Wish I designed video bames

[riley-o]

hahaha that would be fantastic. rest holds for entire matches.

"big show really doesn't want to let go of this hammerlock, king..."

[doomeddisciple]

With a lot of games doing a "good/evil" choice say Infamous 2 or something similar - Being able to be a "face/heel" type of thing would actually be a much cooler way o fplaying through the same button mashing crap they have done for the last 20 years.

I still haven't played a wrestling game I've enjoyed more than these two arcade classics:

Exciting Hour (Mat Mania for you lot)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mat_Mania_ ... ng_Network

Tatio's Championship Wrestler

[The Bill]

hahaha that would be fantastic. rest holds for entire matches.

"big show really doesn't want to let go of this hammerlock, king..."

Hahaha.

then the announcers should get bored of you and King starts spouting about "puppies" for the women's match after yours, during your match. And if you keep doing the same crap during a season win/lose be damned they stick you in comedy matches where you fight a midget, or have to pop out of a box dressed as Shock Master.

[The Bill]

With a lot of games doing a "good/evil" choice say Infamous 2 or something similar - Being able to be a "face/heel" type of thing would actually be a much cooler way o fplaying through the same button mashing crap they have done for the last 20 years.

I still haven't played a wrestling game I've enjoyed more than these two arcade classics:

Exciting Hour (Mat Mania for you lot)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mat_Mania_ ... ng_Network

Tatio's Championship Wrestler

As a console game the last two years of smackdown vs RAW have been really excellent, but as far as arcade goes:



My friend and I were always Demolition. And we WON!

[riley-o]

god yes, wrestlefest was ultrimate. the royal rumble in that was so great.

"we snack on danger, dine on death !"

[doomeddisciple]

Oh that and WWE Superstars before it pulling off Big Bossmans side slam thing was also pretty fun.

[riley-o]

fuck yeah and macho king's falling clothesline

[Wang Mandu]

PC dudes, enter this code FACEB-JULY2-20PEC to get Deus Ex: HR from Greenmangaming.com for $28. It activates and downloads through Steam. I think it ends July 18th.

[copstache]

wtf. how does that even work?

[Wang Mandu]

It's a Steamworks title!

[copstache]

[Spooky Apparition]

You ever get them talking to you and you are just like. JUST LET ME PAY YOU LOSER, I DONT CARE. I DONT WANT TO TALK ABOUT the game or how your day is.The only thing we have in common at all is the fact that we play video games.

yeah.. then i go to the grocery store and the checker tries to be all nice asking me how my day is, and i'm like, "fuck off faggot. yeah we both eat fruit, who gives a shit? dumb fuck." sometimes i'll go buy a pair of shoes and the person is walking around like, "hey, do you need some help?" then i'm like, "yeah, i need some help not beating your worthless face in you fucking idiot. i get it. we both wear shoes. DO NOT SPEAK TO ME AGAIN." it really pisses me off, people talking to me.

[copstache]

MGS

FFVII can fuck off

[riley-o]

i want to help you here geoff, i really do. but i've just been burned so many times....

no. i can't do it. it's no good. i can't do it.

[Songs of Love and Hate]

hahaha

Still... I'm with Doad. They talk and talk...

It's not so much that they talk it's they have no idea what the hell they're talking about. I've talked to so many Gamestop employees that just don't know about games.

[copstache]

i beat ffvii but i can't say i was ever a fan really. it's held up horribly though

i play through MGS every two years or so and while it's definitely aging it's still totally playable