How it really went:a world of no wrote: this reminds me... last week i was partnered up with this buttnugget during a nightshift. i went in to a place to piss, and upon my return he had 5 finger colon massage blasting out full volume from his phone speaker. he's sitting there nodding his head, grunting like a pig trying to take a shit.
me: "what the fuck?"
him: "hey! you like this band, right? *horns up and meekly headbangs*"
me: "no... we've had this discussion more times than i can count. that shit will make you impotent."
him: "i thought you liked metal."
me: "again, we've had this talk. that's not metal. that's shallow, horrible pop music for retards frustrated over how they boring they are to people capable of rubbing two braincells together. you're better off listening to that shitty country music you like instead."
him: "....but... i thought you like metal?"
me: "you ever ponder over your cosmic insignificance?"
him: "i've never heard of that band. is that metal?"
Saddler: "what is that??"
Guy: " Five Finger Death Punch! This band is awesome!! You like them, right?"
Saddler: "uhhh...yeah they're alright"
Guy: "Mind if I play this while we work?"
Saddler: "uhhhm...well...ok..."