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wait what? so much for "just a graphical overhaul"

or do you just mean they made the matchmaking with the Reach shit

also major :tdown: for making skulls a preorder "bonus"
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no, the multiplayer is the reach engine and not the combat evolved engine. it might even have armor abilities etc.

the campaign is the same
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so wait

the campaign is just CE with a new coat of paint and the multi is actually just the CE maps re-made for Reach. you'll be able to download the CE remakes as DLC for Reach or just play them on the anniversary disc.

i know i'm not cool and all that but.....i'm not mad
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Fuck! Now I'm thinking I should just sell back Fallout: Vegas. Am I really going to want to replay all that if I am glitch-locked? I felt Fallout 3 did most things better, Vegas just has more interesting stuff and characters.

Okay, how about:

1) Finish Bioshock
2) Shadows of the Damned
3) Mass Effect 2 via Jedi type character
4) Will depend on how much time I have before Greece

I think this is good.
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guardianoftheblind wrote:so wait

the campaign is just CE with a new coat of paint and the multi is actually just the CE maps re-made for Reach. you'll be able to download the CE remakes as DLC for Reach or just play them on the anniversary disc.

i know i'm not cool and all that but.....i'm not mad

come on man think about it

the entire well of good will and lasting support for the first halo game wasn't people clamoring for this hd campaign thing. they all wanted to be able to play the ce multiplayer with matchmaking and end of story. the years of lan parties and direct connect attest to that as well. multi carried the game. its been like that since halo 2 and they knew about it. that frankie o connor guy is even cagey about directly answering questions to that effect because they know they dropped the ball.

but yeah you're not cool so
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yeah i'm with you; they commit to his character and mostly keep him from becoming a caricature. there are so many parts in those games (particularly the second one) where i just blurted HO HO, HOLY SHIT !! at my teevee because kratos is viciously mashing a dude's head in a door or whatever. there's nothing cute or self-aware about it.
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the only thing i remember really clearly needing an upgrade was
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:lol: :lol: :lol:
every time horrible things happening to GF topics come up i think of "are you raping my girlfriend ? i really don't appreciate that..."

i think i powered up blades, bow, whip, cestus, claws in that order.
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heroin addicted pig-fuck i think

the best part was like two or three days later he made a "getting a raise at work appreciation thread" or something like that

hey it's like your girlfriend was never raped !
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Pisscubes wrote: Any advice on what weapons are best to power up?
Blades first, like always. The Cestus are reasonably useful as well, so you want to upgrade those too, but as much as they tried to make the other weapons more useful this time, it really boils down to the same as always.

And by the way, I agree that it's good they at least didn't try to make Kratos or the game as a whole somehow comically self-aware. As over the top as the character is, I actually find it far more tolerable without any comical angle to soften him up. Kratos always takes the Renegade option and fuck you, Paragon's for pussies.
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Pisscubes wrote: Any advice on what weapons are best to power up?
Blades first, like always. The Cestus are reasonably useful as well, so you want to upgrade those too, but as much as they tried to make the other weapons more useful this time, it really boils down to the same as always.

Start upgrading the Cestus as soon as you get them. You'll have a couple parts where you have to use them so it's easy to be ready for that.
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34 kills in team swat. it's good to be home
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welp

the kill team demo was fucking rad
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ghost boner wrote:you can get it on the fire stick too. theres nothing this thing cant do
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Pisscubes wrote:So uh... Hermes is flaming gay, huh?
Yeah, I guess once you've started doing rape jokes, you might as well have a homophobic boss fight as well...
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In less than a week on Steam, Zeboyd’s Cthulhu Saves The World (see our review here) and Breath Of Death VII have already made more than they did in over a year on Xbox Live Indie Games. Let me repeat that: More in under a week on PC than in over a year on Xbox.
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microsoft really does a goddamn awful job of promoting (or at least making it easy to browse) the indie games
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:!: What the shit is all this shit :?:
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12 Monkeys game?
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Streven Adler wrote:so... how is the new dlc?

it's getting good reviews and it's supposed to be weird as shit but i probably won't get it.
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bastion is pretty cool so far. ala torchlight but the loot system isn't nearly as good, but the combat is much better
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i enjoyed the demo but its not a 1200 pointer.
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