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so I google "fart on tits" and a few clicks later...
rileyo wrote:i like that she's wearing high heels &stockings to get fucked by dead pigs,that's some real forward thinking metal right there
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BUNGVOX wrote:i don't want metallica to shit their pants. i want metallica to shit MY pants.
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Aint got shit on cakefarts.
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I dunno...\m/Johnny\m/ wrote:Aint got shit on cakefarts.
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rileyo wrote:i like that she's wearing high heels &stockings to get fucked by dead pigs,that's some real forward thinking metal right there
LordDarksoul wrote:Thanks for the concern, Fucktractor.
BUNGVOX wrote:i don't want metallica to shit their pants. i want metallica to shit MY pants.
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oh god that quote...
ghost boner wrote:you can get it on the fire stick too. theres nothing this thing cant do
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rileyo wrote:i like that she's wearing high heels &stockings to get fucked by dead pigs,that's some real forward thinking metal right there
LordDarksoul wrote:Thanks for the concern, Fucktractor.
BUNGVOX wrote:i don't want metallica to shit their pants. i want metallica to shit MY pants.
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I looked at that site. It has ZH written all over it.
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The only thing I knowe about farting on tits, is that local fuckhole celebrity burton cummings is known to pick up hookers in hopes of paying them so he can fart on their tits. it's a well known part of winnipeg history.
what a fucking pig...
what a fucking pig...
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I like meatloaf farts when her friend is like "Omg, like...what are you doing? hehehe" and then she sits on it and her friend pulls apart her ass cheeks as if she needed to check if it really stuck. Pudding farts was just too far...\m/Johnny\m/ wrote:Aint got shit on cakefarts.
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soiled depends wrote:The only thing I knowe about farting on tits, is that local fuckhole celebrity burton cummings is known to pick up hookers in hopes of paying them so he can fart on their tits. it's a well known part of winnipeg history.
what a fucking pig...
I've found photographic proof
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that you for that image. i believe it's accurate.....
does your employer know that you are a cold hearted animal murderer in addition to being an insatiable pervert?-meatgrease
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rileyo wrote:i like that she's wearing high heels &stockings to get fucked by dead pigs,that's some real forward thinking metal right there
LordDarksoul wrote:Thanks for the concern, Fucktractor.
BUNGVOX wrote:i don't want metallica to shit their pants. i want metallica to shit MY pants.
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hardon zits
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I love the postersCascade Whore wrote:hardon zits
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Cascade Whore wrote: ↑Wed Jan 25, 2012 9:34 pmsoiled depends wrote:The only thing I knowe about farting on tits, is that local fuckhole celebrity burton cummings is known to pick up hookers in hopes of paying them so he can fart on their tits. it's a well known part of winnipeg history.
what a fucking pig...
I've found photographic proof
I saw this guys mustache and felt a tug in the back of my brain.