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Man Boston is freaking out about this shit. How far did they think they were going w/just Beckett & Lester? The media guys are all being dicks saying they didn't want to see em in anyways so they can be cocks about it. I mean I know it's bullshit epic historic collapseand all but that town is worse than philly. and what about Shaughnessy? He's written some great columns but the last couple years he just seems like such a prick.

I would love to hear some of the things being said in Boston right now.

It's crazy to think that the last team to win a championship in Boston is the PATRIOTS and these people are still mad!?

No the Bruins just won it and the BoSox won it in 07. (Patriots haven't won since '04 :twisted: )
couldn't resist googlin up boston herald, and lookin' at comments section... actually pretty fuckin' boring. Didn't seem much pissed off passion at all. :|
Was hoping to read about fags offin' themselves, but didn't seem to be much along those lines.

Should re-scope, maybe some newer funny stuff is up now..
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If you go to the Over the Monster blog you can read the thread where all the Red Sox fans are threatening suicide as they see their season end.
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Natas wrote:
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Natas wrote:I forget where you said you are these days...



Man Boston is freaking out about this shit. How far did they think they were going w/just Beckett & Lester? The media guys are all being dicks saying they didn't want to see em in anyways so they can be cocks about it. I mean I know it's bullshit epic historic collapseand all but that town is worse than philly. and what about Shaughnessy? He's written some great columns but the last couple years he just seems like such a prick.

I would love to hear some of the things being said in Boston right now.

It's crazy to think that the last team to win a championship in Boston is the PATRIOTS and these people are still mad!?

No the Bruins just won it and the BoSox won it in 07. (Patriots haven't won since '04 :twisted: )
I said that wrong. The Patriots have the longest streak of no championship out of any team in Boston.
The only question that I thought was hard was do I like Kirk, or do I like Picard?
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Quoting from memory now, but I think I recall a "I haven't cried this hard since my father died."
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EEEOOOEEEOOOEEEOOO wrote:Quoting from memory now, but I think I recall a "I haven't cried this hard since my father died."
:lol:
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that arrogent assed boston globe won't let me read it, fuck subscribe login fuck off assholes

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EEEOOOEEEOOOEEEOOO wrote:If you go to the Over the Monster blog you can read the thread where all the Red Sox fans are threatening suicide as they see their season end.
Hahaha I just saw some guy say that Epstein should make a contract swap with the Rangers trading Lackey for Michael Young.

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oh dear god nothing beats fan suggested trades, man. when they take calls during rain delays here it's priceless
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Zap Rowsdower wrote:Image

Visual aids. My second favorite kind of aids.
not so fast faggot, the chart :tup:
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feel bad a bit for Pisscubes, not only is this his thread, but he either invented "not so fast faggot" or made it popular...

now, geez, in soviet russia not so fast xasthur fans you,
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Wouldn't it be "xasthur fans not so fast you?"
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Lack of a team identity? Clearly you don't see what we all do.
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You know in all the excitement we seem to have forgotten that some Rays fan really got plunked right in the family jewels.

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EEEOOOEEEOOOEEEOOO wrote:You know in all the excitement we seem to have forgotten that some Rays fan really got plunked right in the family jewels.

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I'm imagining that guy yelling with a high pitched joy scream, like the father after getting his bowling ball in a christmas story.
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Zap Rowsdower wrote:Image

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The only question that I thought was hard was do I like Kirk, or do I like Picard?
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Francona is out. Sounds like a mutual decision and that he was fed up in Boston. If he did this shit out of spite :tup:
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Zap Rowsdower wrote:Francona is out. Sounds like a mutual decision and that he was fed up in Boston. If he did this shit out of spite :tup:
Hoping for a 5-year tailspin and the death of the term "Red Sox Nation" 8)
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Wouldn't be surprised to see him take one of the Chicago jobs.
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Theo Epstein still survives... :fp:
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They won a World Series four years ago and this guy is getting CHASED out of town!
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CoconutBackwards1 wrote:They won a World Series four years ago and this guy is getting CHASED out of town!
Francona asked that his options not be picked up. Probably sick of having all of Epstein's fails dumped on him.
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Don't worry guys, Epstein will pick up Johan Santana and Kerry Wood in time for next year's pennant race
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dude made a clearly horrible decision with lackey, and a few more moves that look pretty bad in hindsight, but calling for epsteins head right now seems ludicrous to me
He's far more to blame than Francona, at least that's how I'd feel if I were the owner. You have some rich twerp trying to be Steinbrenner by blowing all my money on free agents who underperform. I can't really think of a GOOD FA signing he's made in the last five years. One of his worst moves was NOT signing a free agent and letting Beltre go.
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