PC CHICK SPEAKS: The MeatGrease Redemption Thread

[\m/Johnny\m/]

shut the fuck up

[badgevvrecker]

shut the fuck up

[hipster holocaust]

A long time ago I knew this chick who went on a date with a guy who was so bored with her he pulled a bunch of firecrackers out of his pocket (WTF? what did he have planned for the date later?), lit them and just started throwing them at cars until he was arrested. It was that bad a date

beg to differ my friend

He was pretty great. He told her he "owned a motorcycle" and then showed up for the date riding a scooter. I was a fan from the start.

My new role model

[BUNGVOX]

Many years ago I asked my best friend to dress up as Hitler for a movie I was making for a film elective class. I basically just wanted to offend the people in my class cause they were offended by everything, so I made a movie about what a rude roommate Hitler was (drinks all your beer, runs up the phone bill, hits on your girlfriend, etc). I say that only to tell you where the outfit came from:

About a month later he had some chick over who he sort of new. It was something of a date, I guess. Turns out they had nothing in common, so he started drinking really hard. At one point, we're all on the living room downstairs and he gets to his feet and mumbles something about having to go upstairs.

A half hour later, he hasn't returned. The girl asks me about him-- is he all right?

We both go upstairs and find him passed out in the bathtub dressed as Hitler.

amazing!

[BUNGVOX]

[monsterod]

Thread is hilariously back off track.

The girl asks me about him-- is he all right?

We both go upstairs and find him passed out in the bathtub dressed as Hitler.

Speaking of dick roommate moves, I hope the story didn't end here....

By which I mean you apefucked his date.

[hipster holocaust]

Thread is hilariously back off track.

The girl asks me about him-- is he all right?

We both go upstairs and find him passed out in the bathtub dressed as Hitler.

Speaking of dick roommate moves, I hope the story didn't end here....

By which I mean you apefucked his date.

Man that would be too perfect.

These stories more than make up for the lack of boobs.

I love this fucking thread so much. God damn.

[hipster holocaust]

Any new shit MG? Eh??

[a world of no]

FYI, I have an IP tracker..

So if you are stalking me, I can fucking see it. And I can see what you search for to find my blog. I can see what page of mine you obviously bookmarked. I can see that you accessed my blog through your ask box. I know who you are. I can see all of that shit. Back off.

(Oh and this is directed at a certain person/situation OBVIOUSLY. Fucking hell.)

[monsterod]

God, I hope she saw me. I hope she saw me so hard.

[hipster holocaust]

Shit's no joke guys. Who knows what she'll do not getting the cops involved!

[Fighting Uruk-Hai]

[a world of no]

this girl is so goddamn broken. it's endearing.

[hipster holocaust]

Let's adopt her

[soiled depends]

shut the fuck up

hahaha

[hipster holocaust]

This had me cracking up. Maybe it's just because it's early.

[MeatGrease]

I tried getting some breakfast at the R&B a little while ago since it was close by. I stood at the counter for 5 minutes while the guy working was just slowly chopping some kale while conscious rap played in the background. I walked out and got some poutine at a food cart.

I tried man. I saw ari at the nasum show and didn't say anything to her, even though we stood next to each other the whole time. That's about it for now.

[hipster holocaust]

Heh I hear ya. I miss that girl but she's pissed me off multiple times before.

[MeatGrease]

She's definitely a sweet girl but I don't want to hang out with people that are either talking/playing magic or flying off the handle about everything

[hipster holocaust]

That's so fucking weird that shit's all the rage over there. NO ONE mentioned Magic ONCE the time I was there. It was either Star Wars or which Food Not Bombs was the best or how much of a homophobic square I was.

[MeatGrease]

That's so fucking weird that shit's all the rage over there. NO ONE mentioned Magic ONCE the time I was there. It was either Star Wars or which Food Not Bombs was the best or how much of a homophobic square I was.

Maybe it's because primitivism is all the rage here too

"we don't need your imperialistic patriarchal white devil electricity to have fun"

[Cryptoplasty]

Are these people pro or anti Trail Blazers?

[MeatGrease]

Trail Blazers make money don't they....

[Cryptoplasty]

In a sport dominated by blacks, there are still not enough blacks.

[MeatGrease]

They're being enslaved for the profit of the heterocentrist white capitalist patriarchs...plus they eat meat