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Necrometer
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by Necrometer » Mon Sep 03, 2012 9:12 am
featherboa wrote: I'll have one of yourrrrr......
hahaha yesss
BTW "review submitted" means I turned in the review article I was writing - a huge amount of work to summarize recent developments in some field
good thing I'll be dead soon, cause I'm tired of liars winning
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by ghost boner » Mon Sep 03, 2012 11:18 am
man i want to watch that one so bad. thats the only episode (thus far) that i havent been able to watch.
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ratanda
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by ratanda » Mon Sep 03, 2012 1:43 pm
Ray wrote: i like when she becomes a cop
I still love the part where they show a shot of the house with the sound of Homer yelling, "YOU DID WHAT!?!?" followed by Bart saying, "So I borrowed your nail clipper, so what?" And Homer replying, "Sorry, I'm still on edge after your mother told me she became a cop." Genius.
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by riley-o » Mon Sep 03, 2012 1:47 pm
"horse, not wearing diaper"
HEAD BOPPAZ RECORDS YOU BITCH-ASS HOES
ThePhillyExperiment
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by ThePhillyExperiment » Mon Sep 03, 2012 3:34 pm
Treehouse of Horror III
and Homer at the Bat
brobot wrote: "Some guy asked me if I was a robot...like a Relapse robot? I have no idea what he was talking about."
GLEN BENTON wrote:
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by Chevalier Mal Fet » Tue Sep 04, 2012 4:00 pm
I have to say this thread has gotten me constantly thinking about classic Simpsons episodes, and I'm surprised there are only a couple of mentions of Itchy and Scratchy Land:
Bort License Plates
"OK, throw her in the hole!"
"OK, let's make a pact. This is going to be the best vacation ever, or we'll all agree to disband and join other families"
"Nothing can possi-BLY go wrong"
Scratchtasia
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by Idget Child » Tue Sep 04, 2012 5:01 pm
C'mon, man...there are way better jokes to pick from that episode than the "possi-BLIE" one.
- Itchy and Scratchy money
- TGI McScratchy's
- "Attention, Marge Simpson: we have arrested your older, balder, fatter son"
Then again, I'm a simple man and I always tell myself that I parked in the Itchy Lot when I park anywhere.
Chad wrote: Idget child might be the worst poster here though...
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by Tony Twist » Tue Sep 04, 2012 5:39 pm
"The bartender even looks like John Travolta!"
"Yeah, looks like ....................."
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by fallbacktostone » Tue Sep 04, 2012 5:42 pm
Tony Twist wrote:
"Yeah, looks like ....................."
i still say this line once a month for whatever reason i can find..
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by altars of radness » Tue Sep 04, 2012 6:21 pm
Marge: It must be so nice celebrating New Year's over and over.
Waiter: Please kill me.
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by Ray » Tue Sep 04, 2012 7:24 pm
fallbacktostone wrote: Tony Twist wrote:
"Yeah, looks like ....................."
i still say this line once a month for whatever reason i can find..
holy shit, so do i.
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by ghost boner » Tue Sep 04, 2012 7:37 pm
"ey mouze, zay cheez"
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by Eight Foot Manchild » Tue Sep 04, 2012 7:46 pm
Bart: Can I use your club?
Lou: We don't call it a club, son. We call it a baton.
Bart: Yeah? What's it for?
Lou: Clubbin' people.
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by Tony Twist » Tue Sep 04, 2012 8:56 pm
Ray wrote: fallbacktostone wrote: Tony Twist wrote:
"Yeah, looks like ....................."
i still say this line once a month for whatever reason i can find..
holy shit, so do i.
As do I, among a few others great Simpsons one-liners.
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by Necrometer » Tue Sep 04, 2012 9:02 pm
my top quotable is "I'm no art critic, but I know what I hate..."
good thing I'll be dead soon, cause I'm tired of liars winning
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by ThePhillyExperiment » Tue Sep 04, 2012 11:01 pm
dental plan
brobot wrote: "Some guy asked me if I was a robot...like a Relapse robot? I have no idea what he was talking about."
GLEN BENTON wrote:
ONLY THING IS I LOOK AT THE GIRLS AT THE MOVIES, AND THERE BETWEEN 10 AND 14!
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by featherboa » Tue Sep 04, 2012 11:13 pm
you asshole
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by right over there » Wed Sep 05, 2012 2:35 am
"do you want your son to become chief justice of the supreme court, or a sleazy male stripper?"
"can't he be both like the late earl warren?"
"earl warren wasn't a stripper!"
"now who's being naive?"
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by Eight Foot Manchild » Wed Sep 05, 2012 3:11 am
"Hello, Mayor Quimby. I just want to warn you that accidents will happen... such as the killing of you , by us ."
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by T-1000 » Wed Sep 05, 2012 12:19 pm
the old man and the lisa I guess
D I C K L I C K E R from where Arzu Bazman is from.
I don´t even have a TV
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by ratanda » Wed Sep 05, 2012 12:40 pm
In Colonel Homer, Marge is talking to Homer while he puts on a tie and not listening to her. He gives a bunch of automatic responses like, "Uh-huh," "That's great!" etc. Finally:
Marge: "You're not even listening to me..."
Homer: "Sure they will!"
I try to use this whenever the situation presents itself.