PC CHICK SPEAKS: The MeatGrease Redemption Thread

[solidaritywithfruit]

tar xqvx leah

[Fighting Uruk-Hai]

Did you ever watch Oz? Prison means all rules are out the window. Besides, her queer edge is just like a sympathy thing. She doesn't bring the Caged Heat, if I'm following all this correctly.

[Geeheeb]

tar xqvx leah

[Fighting Uruk-Hai]

Besides, I don't actually want to get with her. I prefer to look at her from afar, like she's a garbage nymph in an aquarium. And I think my clumsy meat/sex allusions would offend her V before her Q. My main point (if I had one) was that I don't think you can write a prison letter without at least a little explicit content.

[Geeheeb]

All valid points. I really wish YOU were in my community college literature analysis class.

[hipster holocaust]

Dear Leah

SPOILERSPOILER_SHOW

XO

Johnny

[Fighting Uruk-Hai]

Dear Leah,

SPOILERSPOILER_SHOW

No, I will not be a dragonn for you.

Regretfully,
FU-H

[a world of no]

Dear Leah,

SPOILERSPOILER_SHOW

*fapfapfapfapfapfapfapfap*,
AWoN

[Idget Child]

Dear Leah,

SPOILERSPOILER_SHOW

I have sent the charred remains of Wonderboy to his beloved Captain Sunshine.

Yours in anarchy,

IxCx

[hipster holocaust]

Dear Leah,

SPOILERSPOILER_SHOW

I am going to rip that shit out of your nose

Yours Truly,

Eric

You wouldn't

SPOILERSPOILER_SHOW

I first read it as "rape the shit out of your nose"

[hipster holocaust]

oh

[riley-o]

Dear Leah,

SPOILERSPOILER_SHOW

Yours in solidarity,
Umesh

[monsterod]

more

[hipster holocaust]

oh

oh shmoe

That shit is coming out of her fucking nose

I'M OVERSEAS FIGHTING FOR YOUR RIGHT TO HAVE THAT FUCKING THING IN YOUR NOSE AND NOW IT'S COMING OUT, SLUT.

[riley-o]

That's the entirety of the situation as I understand it. They're going to prison instead of saying, "I have no idea about any of this." I'm sure they see themselves as a regular Sacco and Vanzetti.

[hipster holocaust]

Yeah, something is telling me they now realize they're in way over their heads and they're dressing it up for the sake of saving face.

I kind of feel b-...nah.

[james]

You don't have this wrong.

[james]

going to jail for the reason that it is possible for anyone to go jail for any reason... bbl

[copstache]

yeah i think if you're doing a thing to make a point, you should be able to convey what that point is to people instead of just

[james]

woop woop thats the sound of the beast

[james]

I wish I could tell you that Leah fought the good fight, and the quiche-eating Buddhist feminazi faggots let her be. I wish I could tell you that - but prison is no fairy-tale world.

[Blair]

I'm just glad that they probably won't be allowed into Canada.

[riley-o]

Leah: I can eat fifty eggs.
Dragline: Nobody can eat fifty eggs.
Society Red: You just said he could eat anything.
Dragline: Did you ever eat fifty eggs?
Leah: Nobody ever eat fifty eggs.
Prisoner: Hey, Babalugats. We got a bet here.
Dragline: My boy says he can eat fifty eggs, he can eat fifty eggs.
Loudmouth Steve: Yeah, but in how long?
Leah: A hour.

[Ray]

hahahah

[Fighting Uruk-Hai]

amazing