pAppY wrote:Bad table manners make me want to stab eyeballs with forks.
Yeah but I don't think enough people are taught it. I usually say something when my friends eat out with their hats on but let my neighbor go Saturday.
having to create minimum length letter+number+special character passwords and set special question answers for bullshit websites I couldn't care less about keeping my login info private on
does your employer know that you are a cold hearted animal murderer in addition to being an insatiable pervert?-meatgrease
only a fundamentally insecure asshole would relish in the death of domesticated cats-chad
Dr Yail Bloor wrote:People who start sentences with 'I'll tell you what it is right'. Rational or no?
Rational. I don't even know what that means. Could you use it in a full sentence?
The English bartender just said it!
Italics= English accent
I'll tell you what it is right, those 2 fucking meteorologists have been fucking each other ever since the fucking beginning!
I realize that's not very helpful.
This is sounds similar to "Lemme tell ya something..."
Which kind of grinds my gears sometimes, being that it mildly gives off self-important sentiment.
Just sayin'
yeah, it's basically the UK equivalent
incidentally, the phrase 'grinds my gears' makes me irrationally angry
I feel ashamed sometimes when I don't speak prowrestler enough, like I'm going to go home and be talking and my mom's going to cut me off and go, "HOLD ON JUST A MINUTE RIGHT THERE DUDE WHAT'S ALL THIS BIG CITY TALK BROTHER, WHERE'S ALL YOUR THREATS AND EXAGGERATIONS ? I DIDN'T RAISE NO SON TO GO OUT THERE AND TALK LIKE A DANDY WHO CAN'T GET THE JOB DONE IN THE SQUARED CIRCLE DUDE BECAUSE WHEN IT COMES DOWN TO IT AND I DROP THAT BIG ELBOW OFF THE TOP MAN THAT'S GOING TO BE THE ONE TWO THREE RIGHT THERE OH YEAH SO YOU BETTER GET YOUR HEAD STRAIGHT BEFORE I KNOCK IT OFF. YOU DON'T EVEN REMEMBER YOUR OWN LANGUAGE DUDE, NOW WATCHA GONNA DO." and I'll just stand there shaking my head because I can't even remember the last time I cut a promo on someone
Soda chuggers... was at the gas station yesterday and witnessed a family of four fatties get out of the car with their 44 oz. travel mugs and fill them up with Pepsi. I was immediately filled with rage.
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\m/Johnny\m/ wrote:Fucking retards who tie their ties too short.
Soda chuggers... was at the gas station yesterday and witnessed a family of four fatties get out of the car with their 44 oz. travel mugs and fill them up with Pepsi. I was immediately filled with rage.
both of these get me too!!!
FVBTVS wrote: ↑Tue Feb 06, 2018 12:04 pmfrom enslavement to obliteration is older than abbey road
\m/Johnny\m/ wrote:Fucking retards who tie their ties too short.
Soda chuggers... was at the gas station yesterday and witnessed a family of four fatties get out of the car with their 44 oz. travel mugs and fill them up with Pepsi. I was immediately filled with rage.
I ain't exactly Slim Good Body over here, but I am still constantly amazed at what people are shoveling into their system. I'll eat fried food MAYBE once a week. then I go to the cafeteria at work each day and see the same people paying for fries, double chicken tenders and a huge fucking soda. For lunch. Every fucking day. HOW ARE YOU NOT DEAD YET?
Today's Cafeteria Star Stand Out Meal of the Day:
large order of a french fries
package of chips ahoy
package of oreos
package of some vanilla sandwich cookie
large founain coke
slice of everything pizza
I honestly believe that most, if not all, of our "American" problems - econimic, social, moral - would just about vanish if people stopped eating like this.
A new coworker was almost weeping with this incredible sob story about sliding down a hill backwards in the snow a few days ago. It was her grand excuse for being twenty minutes late. Little did she know that, as I was on my way to work (on time, mind you) I actually saw her barreling into McDonald's. She nearly smashed into three cars (including mine) in the process.