the NEW BUTT ORDER is now in session

[krudmonk]

dude, he sees chicks naked FOR WORK. i doubt he wants to relax on here and have to deal with WORK SHIT.

[Wehttam]

enough talk

[doubleblumpkin]

are we clear to post SG pics without bitching?

Go for it, just know that I know half of the girls and may have been doing lighting for many of the pictures you jerk off to

And still no creepo behind the scenes pics

Methinks you LIE

To be honest, half of the shoots I do the set up and then have to sit in the office or somewhere not in view, a lot of girls get nervous with a dude just staring at them naked. It's different if a guy is shooting them cause he's part of the process, but when I'm just holding a reflector, or just sitting there waiting for orders from my boss, it would make anybody nervous. So, let me just whip out my cell phone and start snapping candids while I'm staring, that'll really help the situation.

Here's a behind of the scenes of some SG girls doing a Playstation ad we shot

[krudmonk]

they're a bit inconsistent with the modesty

[doubleblumpkin]

they're a bit inconsistent with the modesty

I know, it's weird. 99% of the people that will look at their pics are dudes like me, but I think they don't really understand how embarrassing and sad that is until it's manifested in real life.

[doubleblumpkin]

I'd say 90% of them need to get trashed before they model as well. They're terrified of it but they still seem forcefully compelled to do it, like they're not desirable at all until thousands of dudes have jerked off to their naked bodies.

[Friendly Goatus]

it's probably less about modesty and more about vulnerability.

or vulvarability

[\m/Johnny\m/]

The fact that they're drunk when they do those shoots, while not surprising, makes it 10x hotter.

[krudmonk]

The fact that they're drunk when they do those shoots, while not surprising, makes it 10x hotter.

hahaha, sad butt true

[doubleblumpkin]

Anyway...

[FVBTVS]

Anyway...

[doubleblumpkin]

I have so much homework to do before tomorrow morning and all I'm doing is looking at butts on tumblr

[Honky Kong 64]

Hot now?

[Necrometer]

that's puzzling

I'm going to propose that it's a photoshop just in case

definitely worth posting for consideration

more pixels - checks out



another, more eerily

SPOILERSPOILER_SHOW

worse than the URL spoiler is this URL false-advertising:
http://www.xvideos.com/video2980082/mad ... allows_cum
jewelry in her back dimples at 1:45 !?!?

[krudmonk]

Hot now?

Hot always.

[\m/Johnny\m/]

Hot now?

Hot always.

I was gonna say that.

[FVBTVS]

I just groaned and sighed at that The Butt on the train. And then zoomed on it on my phone. No fucks given.

[Friendly Goatus]

that's puzzling

I'm going to propose that it's a photoshop just in case

definitely worth posting for consideration

more pixels - checks out



another, more eerily

SPOILERSPOILER_SHOW

Not photoshop... butt implants. nature's photoshop

[james]

pretty gross looking

[Friendly Goatus]

It looks so weird, I'd half expect it to feel like a barbie's ass.

[james]

yeah I've never touched a butt implant, and I'm not sure if I've ever seen one irl (doubt it) but something about it is way, way weirder and wronger than any other bodily augmentation that I know of

[Introvert]

It looks so weird, I'd half expect it to feel like a barbie's ass.

Why does it not surprise me that you play with dolls?

[monsterod]

dude, she's just clenching her asshole. it's not like it always looks like that. it's a real butt.

[Friendly Goatus]

It looks so weird, I'd half expect it to feel like a barbie's ass.

Why does it not surprise me that you play with dolls?

in the interest of demeaning rape culture and promoting a gender-neutral upbringing I was raised to play with barbies with ninja turtle weapons duct taped to their hands

[Friendly Goatus]

dude, she's just clenching her asshole. it's not like it always looks like that. it's a real butt.

nope.