Pisscubes/Molester's Official MLB Thread NOW WITH '11!

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I will forever associate Jacoby Ellsbury with Taco Bell.

[From Blintzes to Crepes]

I will forever associate Jacoby Ellsbury with Taco Bell.

Which version do you prefer:

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Probably the second one. He's clutching his taco with such jealousy.

Last night Bartolo Colon threw 38 consecutive strikes on the way to 8 scoreless innings. Seriously I'm impressed that he can still throw 38 consecutive pitches so all I can say is damn.

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Samardzija

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[Zap Rowsdower]

8 and 2/3rds

FUCK YOU GUYS

3 and 2/3...

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Prince stealing second.

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Against a lefty no less.

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Haha god damn, I just learned that Alexi Ogando only now came into the MLB because he was banned from the U.S. for 5 years because of his involvement with a human trafficking ring.

[Chad]

told you guys about Freddie Freeman. Minor, Delgado, and Beachy all pitching better than last year. Heyward seems back...hell, if the Braves really are going to HIT as expected this year, the lineup is fucking scary. on paper, it's SUPPOSED to be scary.

feeling positive about the Braves...going to 6 games this year I think, 3 in ATL, 3 when they visit the Nationals.

love baseball

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I heard the Braves were a shitty team.

[Chad]

I only said that after an early loss to the Mets. think about it...they haven't had Tim Hudson yet. Teheran is in AAA and ready anytime.

on paper, they look like a younger version of the Rangers...great lineup depth, few weak spots. with a better bullpen.

bring up Andrelton Simmons for SS and it's all good

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Oops

[Chad]

told you guys about Freddie Freeman. Minor, Delgado, and Beachy all pitching better than last year.

Isn't Freddie Freeman a 1B?

yeah...I put a period between those two sentences because Freddie hit two HR, a double last night. it was my opening salvo into my Braves love...

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Yeah, but I mean someone told me that the Braves kind of suck as an organization. Like they're not a good club.

[Gunther]

i hate fredi gonzalez, i know that. 10-2 game in the 9th. hmm...who do we put in? HOW ABOUT VENTERS? GOOD CHOICE YOU FUCKING MORON.

[Chad]

Yeah, but I mean someone told me that the Braves kind of suck as an organization. Like they're not a good club.

well they're owned by Liberty Media, which has ramifications re: what they'll spend. risk-averse, but strong within the system. I like that they prefer homegrown southeastern US talent...(Kimbrel, Venters) while exercising smart international scouting. they're middle of the road without being cut throat.

[Chad]

i hate fredi gonzalez, i know that. 10-2 game in the 9th. hmm...who do we put in? HOW ABOUT VENTERS? GOOD CHOICE YOU FUCKING MORON.

he legit needed work. that never happened last year cause the offense never let him rest.

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Minimalistic trolling of Chad is not working.

[Gunther]

what the fuck is going on in boston

"you are welcome to toast with the grape juice placed next to your seat"

kevin millar is fucking hammered, holy shit. FENWAYYYY PARRKKKKK WE WANNA THANK YOUUUU

[Chad]

it is kind of a cool anniversary. I hope Clay Buchholz pitches a PERFECT GAME. you saw it here first.

[Zap Rowsdower]

it is kind of a cool anniversary. I hope Clay Buchholz pitches a PERFECT GAME. you saw it here first.

Welp that's already over.

[Chad]

I am a Braves fan...

>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hY69SMyP ... re=related<

[Chad]

[From Blintzes to Crepes]

what the fuck is going on in boston

"you are welcome to toast with the grape juice placed next to your seat"

kevin millar is fucking hammered, holy shit. FENWAYYYY PARRKKKKK WE WANNA THANK YOUUUU

Millar has been on live TV since like 2 hours before the game came on.... Millar rules.