Dumb things I've heard at work: The Thread
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I thought about that in context of the rest of the stuff you posted, and well...I'm really sorry Travis.
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Time for a new cleaning lady who knows her place...
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I should have asked to see the note. I could be wrong, but I have a sneaking suspicion that Maria didn't leave a note about the bathroom light at all. Hey do you guys want to know what this is about? There are two bathrooms, 9 males and 1 female at this workplace. Well, someone was in the one shared by 9 people, so I went in the other one. They bathrooms are way on the other side of the building and she didn't see me, but I think someone snitched me (to get her goat, which is fun) because when I walked back to the other side a bunch of people were standing around and at the end of the conversation she made some kind of passive aggressive comment about people using her bathroom and I "poker faced" her and received that email in the morning.
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Travis needs to start leaving the seats up....
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Have a massive horrid shit in that bathroom as often as possible, with the lights left on off course.
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Wank night's cancelled
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Leaving the light on in the women's restroom. Travis is getting out of control guys. What are we going to do?
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Re: Dumb things I've heard at work: The Thread
"is Halloween on the 31st this year?"
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3 out of 4 right? So I got 60%?
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I've been asked this twice in the last couple of weeks.Pastor of Muppets wrote:"is Halloween on the 31st this year?"
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I really think the Bills are going to pull it together this week.
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Do a bit of interviewing now. My favorite so far was the guy with 15 years of experience on his resume that came out with "I'm looking to learn Linux, so I bought a Mac. You can't trust any of the other programs that claim to be real Linux."
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Re: Dumb things I've heard at work: The Thread
3 times within a week down here.Wehttam wrote:I've been asked this twice in the last couple of weeks.Pastor of Muppets wrote:"is Halloween on the 31st this year?"
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I've only gotten it once this year but it was accompanied by, "It's time and a half for holidays right ?"
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maybe they'd already included a "0 out of 1" (bringing the total up to 3 out of 5) since they knew they couldn't do the final math correctlyglovefullavaseline wrote:3 out of 4 right? So I got 60%?
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HEAD BOPPAZ RECORDS YOU BITCH-ASS HOES
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Foreman walking into my office: Hey man, have you ever thought about...
Me: NO.
Foreman: C'mon man, I'm bein' serious, have you ever thought about...
Me: NO.
Foreman: I'm serious man.
Me: What?
Foreman: You ever thought about a perpetual motion ma...
Me: NO.
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Foreman: C'mon man, I'm bein' serious, have you ever thought about...
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Foreman: I'm serious man.
Me: What?
Foreman: You ever thought about a perpetual motion ma...
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Oh fuck now he's talking about magnets. Go the fuck home!
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STOP FUCKING TALKING ABOUT SHARKS
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Grant money for his magnet powered perpetual motion machine. I'm having a stroke.
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Hey that sounds like my senior design class. Some guy wanted to use his idea for magnetic power generation as his design project. If I remember correctly his design was basically "I have two magnets. We put them in this jig I designed and they will rotate each other forever until they stop being magnetic."
It really wasn't much worse than most of the other project ideas.
It really wasn't much worse than most of the other project ideas.
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Sounds like these two fuckin scholars need to get together for the good of humanity.chorton wrote:Hey that sounds like my senior design class. Some guy wanted to use his idea for magnetic power generation as his design project. If I remember correctly his design was basically "I have two magnets. We put them in this jig I designed and they will rotate each other forever until they stop being magnetic."
It really wasn't much worse than most of the other project ideas.
Haha,