Latest movie you watched (1-10 scale)

[james]

ALEINATOR

[Scumfucker]

I watched Rush for the third time. This movie is so damn good. I think its Ron Howards best. This movie has so much heart.

[Toilet Fleet]

Tucker & Dale vs. Evil - 7.5/10

what charming fellows, and a cute movie in general; for being long on premise and short on basically everything else, it's good that the two and a half principal actors were engaging and likable

Creepshow 2 - 4.666/10.666

highlight was definitely remembering George Kennedy's name on sight

Silent House - 5.5/10

the it's a single take wink wink aspect was neat, when the handicam horseshit wasn't totally nauseating (which was fairly often), and I don't get all fuckin women's studies about the twist at the end, but it was really kinda... haphazardly addressed; especially with the vantagepoint of the film, with this disembodied but limited observer that is inexorably trained on the protagonist, but we're seeing her

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? it just rings kind of false; also I totally called it in the first few minutes because it was startlingly obvious

Frighteners - 6.5/10

oh but they tried so hard!

[father of lies]

100 Bloody Acres - 7
Amusing enough, started slow. The girl doesn't get naked, and it's bullshit.

Vanishing Waves - 9
Derivative and needlessly slow in a few spots. Don't care. Loved it.\

[Necrometer]

that looks kinda promising... $4 on amazon... might do... need infinite time

[MANTIS]

Beyond the Black Rainbow - 6 or 7?

Great visuals, glacial pace. Reminds me in some ways of Rubber's Lover and 964 Pinocchio, but I didn't like it as much.

[Necrometer]

7

[d.hellion]

The Hammer (2007) 6.5/10

Adam Carolla boxing flick. Hollywood boxing/love story with well timed shit jokes...got a few laughs. Thought it would be worse.

[MANTIS]

The Act of Killing - 9/10

[pooptastik]

Vanishing Waves - 9
Derivative and needlessly slow in a few spots. Don't care. Loved it.\

i was waiting for this to come to the movie theaters here and totally forgot about it. thanks for reminding me. i need to see this.

[Liam Spengler]

The Arbor - 8

[Toxicarius]

The Good, the Bad, the Weird - 8/10

An Eastern Western, centering on 3 displaced Koreans (bounty hunter, assassin, thief) in 1930's Manchuria, and an ancient treasure map. Plenty of gunfights and adventure, plus a thrilling extended chase scene rivaling anything coming out of Hollywood... all with an oddball sense of humor throughout. Good stuff!

[The Real MPD]

Elysium - 5.5
Fright Night 2 - 2

[FVBTVS]

the conjuring - 4

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still want to fuck lili taylor. she's thickened up like a nice german milk maid..

[strict]

little murders - 7.5
where's poppa - 7
make way for tomorrow - 8

[copstache]

pain & gain - 4 for a couple of chuckles here and there

mama- halfway through and it's well on its way to a 2

[The Real MPD]

Medium Cool - 7.5

[james]

I was the only one who liked Mama. Even lady jame who is usually extremely patient with my absolutely inexplicable dogshitpassions told me straight up it was kinda dumb

more than anything else she just thought the

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baby toss was stupid and served as a last-second motive undermining...

but i figure it's the ghost of a retard with ptsd and are you going to tell me those types are predictable in real life????


no

I don't fuckin care goddamit I thought that movie was evocative, effective and satisfying. I've come this far without letting anyone talk me down from the clock tower of taste and I'm not changing my mind or discarding my rifle anytime soon...

[The Real MPD]

Rifftrax: The Avengers - 7

[Liam Spengler]

Jodorowsky's Dune - 7

[Friendly Goatus]

Jodorowsky's Dune - 7

need to see this desperately

[ThePhillyExperiment]

True Confessions - 5.5/10 - Sllllooowwww
Requiem for a Dream - 8/10 - Haven't seen this for a while. All of them deserved it.

[Necrometer]

Side Effects 6/10 apparently gf's birthday overrides my anti-soderberg stance

Zoolander 10/10

[spacehamster]

Django Unchained - 8.5/10

[hyperviolence]

Zoolander 10/10

not sure if youre being sarcastic but i love this movie. the first time i saw it i thought it was really dumb and unfunny. but f/x used to play it all the fucking time, and if there was nothing else on, i would just put it on the background while i'd do something else. after a while it grew on me so bad. other then ashley schaffer its will ferrell at his funniest. the "...hes absolutely right" line and when he flips out about zoolander having the same face cracks me up every time.