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Maya Angelou is the middle aged to elderly strong black woman doing 15mph under the limit in her bougie Lexus SUV on her way to popeyes where she'll come to a complete stop before turning in without using a signal. She's also the one who returns her $5 meal complaing dat da biscuit not warm enough. Just don't ask her about how her son or grandsons are doing. Then it's back on the expressway where she utilizes the entire ample length of the merge lane despite light traffic and cuts someone off, no signals here either, or any cursory glances in the side or rear-view mirrors. 15mph below the speed limit on the interstate highway for 3/4 of a mile before slowly merging onto the exit ramp back to her bougie house in the upscale black suburb that's somehow in the city limits (45% Section .
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but I think we have more to work with here than pinning bad driving on an old woman of color
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this is a fucking revelation in my very below average quality thread
Google it. My name is "Varg Vikernes".
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i only know who she is cause in 1997 i liked looking at Fiona Apple in her underwear.
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me too.Foot Foot wrote:i only know who she is cause in 1997 i liked looking at Fiona Apple in her underwear.
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Section is fucking killing me...
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the photoshop potential is staggering
maya angelou's final selfie
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She inspired a Binary Star song, good enough for me.
hipster holocaust wrote: What do you think they're doing up there right now? A smiling SLH listening to MLK's juicy wife cheating stories while Maya takes notes?
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c'mon dude. it's maya angelouGhost Dad wrote:She inspired a Binary Star song, good enough for me.
it's one of those embarrassing things where it's fully known to be complete shit by normal people...but they just won't say it
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6 Jewish Memories of Maya Angelou
“Her sense of humor was unabated by her age and physical limitations,” said Rabbi Robert Silvers, of Congregation B’nai Israel in Boca Raton, Florida, which hosted Angelou at an event over the Martin Luther King, Jr. weekend. “Everybody that was there that night walked away truly inspired by her.”
http://www.haaretz.com/news/world/1.595921
“Her sense of humor was unabated by her age and physical limitations,” said Rabbi Robert Silvers, of Congregation B’nai Israel in Boca Raton, Florida, which hosted Angelou at an event over the Martin Luther King, Jr. weekend. “Everybody that was there that night walked away truly inspired by her.”
http://www.haaretz.com/news/world/1.595921
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Wank night's cancelled
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the first thought I had when I saw a picture of old maya someone posted on fb was "my name is FLORIDA! That's the name of a state!"
hipster holocaust wrote: What do you think they're doing up there right now? A smiling SLH listening to MLK's juicy wife cheating stories while Maya takes notes?
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This was the email of my Death And Dying professor. Textbook douche. Like, keeping me awake at night thinking about how fascinating of a douche he is douche. Pretty sure he woke up every morning and gave himself an extensive Stuart Smally speech in the mirror while masturbating.Necrometer wrote: in my workplace, almost everyone has a phd or will soon, and even then it's the biggest fucking joke if you acknowledge your degree. like, one guy has firstnamelastnamephd@gmail.com and it was received as supreme comedy
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Those must have been some fine commentsPisscubes wrote:A friend of mine had a picture of the mom from Good Times that said RIP MAYA ANGELOU but took it down after people got all angry. hahahaha
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As for this lady, I'd love to perform the experiment of posting her poetry in a blog under the guise of a white woman, or better yet man, and see what develops.
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haha wow! and this lady is somehow considered an important author in the US? sounds like white guilt fellas...Necrometer wrote:I've got the children to tend
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are you serious?The Torsion wrote:If Neil DeGrassy Tyson was white he'd be a high school physics teacher.
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wonder if oprah lit a candle and cried into her pile of money when she heard the news.
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There are some really smart high school physics teachers.THE KILL wrote:are you serious?The Torsion wrote:If Neil DeGrassy Tyson was white he'd be a high school physics teacher.
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torsion is a good guy. he's usually right. he meant to post thisThe Torsion wrote:There are some really smart high school physics teachers.THE KILL wrote:are you serious?The Torsion wrote:If Neil DeGrassy Tyson was white he'd be a high school physics teacher.
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jSHNyppwS5w<
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Yes to EVERYTHING