Most Annoying Modern Vernacular

[FVBTVS]

this thread is a flat circle

[Wormholegenerator]

flat circles are a diamond dozen

[FVBTVS]

nom nom nom

[copstache]

"hey guys, I brought in some leftover noms from my bachelorette shindig this weekend in the break room. eat all the things!"

[Spooky Apparition]

froyo

[\m/Johnny\m/]

That phrase should be followed by a swift nut-kick/cunt-punt, depending on who uttered it.

[Necrometer]

obligoyo

[Blair]

I was getting a slush and had to casually displace a pair of nerds who were putting every flavour in their cups. The fat one, after getting all six varieties in his cup "me likey."

I was grinding my teeth to powder as I stalked out of there.

[Ray]

"No fucks given", "zero fucks" and the like need to go

[spacehamster]

"No fucks given", "zero fucks" and the like need to go

That's getting there for sure, but I'll always love it a little for having given birth to this, one of my favorite stupid meme pictures of all time:

[Ray]

yeah that's a decent meme that took a little bit of thought, not some random pleb on Facebook co opting it into his or her stupid status update

[FVBTVS]

[elephants gerald]

I'm sure this has been covered but

I can't even

almost as horrible as "that awkward moment when"

[hipster holocaust]

"me likey."

[Natas]

pleb

also, are we ready to retire facepalm from our acceptable language here yet or

[Ray]

wasn't even aware pleb was a vern

[Ray]

here yet or

well if we're gonna split hairs here. suck my dick craig

[chris narcosis]

"that awkward moment when"

THATS THE WORST OF THE FOOKIN LOT MATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I RECKON MORE FOLKS NEED TO SAY MATE AT THE END OF SENTENCES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

YOU CAN EVEN SAY IT TO A DIKHUGGER 'DICKHEAD IM NOT YOUR MATE, MATE!!!!!!!!' !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Blair]

I was getting a slush and had to casually displace a pair of nerds who were putting every flavour in their cups. The fat one, after getting all six varieties in his cup "me likey."

I was grinding my teeth to powder as I stalked out of there.

I'm not sure WHY that enrages me, but it kind of does.

Did I mention he said it with oily, salacious zeal?

[hipster holocaust]

Next time go up to that motherfucker and rub his belly with a straight face.

[\m/Johnny\m/]

No worries.

[Cryptoplasty]

No worries.

I didn't realize how annoyed I was with this until now

[FVBTVS]

getting my X on

[RY4N]

fuhgeddaboutit

[ghost boner]

getting my X on

my friend told me this story once about when he went to use a public restroom and it was just a bunch of black guys hanging out in there and while he was pissing one said "im about to get my shit on" and his friends were like "damn thats nasty dawg" to which he replied "nigga, you trippin'" and my friend lost his shit. so where i was going with that is that ones ok.