the gf mentioned the fork-poke thing to me the other day. I am sad to see print magazines take the hit that they have in the past decade but if all these publications took a complete shit I think I'd feel a bit of evil joy. I guess it's no more offensive than Maxim or whatever, but christ. Not the sort of thing I ever get mad about but... come at me with a fork and I'm gonna fucking die laughing.Fighting Uruk-Hai wrote:http://jezebel.com/5937084/10-shades-of ... -bdsm-tips
Expensive-looking 50 Shades of Grey thread of mommy-porn
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haha i forgot i posted this. the best part is that it was literally right next to the outdoors sectioncopstache wrote:
went to wal-mart to buy ammo, nearly tripped over this monstrosity
if there's anybody in the world who'd be fucking unobservant enough to actually damage themselves with trap-soap I guess it'd be the guy with dialup in 2007
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there are straight and lesbo adaptations of this in porno-land; both actually seem as lame as the original book... lamer, if you're gaging by effectiveness on each one's given demographic
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perused first 2 pages at book store.
no cunts or rods doing anything or fluids flying, just boring words and shit.
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no cunts or rods doing anything or fluids flying, just boring words and shit.
Poor.
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Floored to find out he's still alive.
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Apparently it getting the same release date as my how-to build and pilot an inter dimensional wormhole generating rocket book.
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and Natas' folk-punk record
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It's funny because a decent chunk of all porno ever made has been fetish/bdsm stuff. It already fucking exists! There's an insane amount of it!Necrometer wrote:there are straight and lesbo adaptations of this in porno-land; both actually seem as lame as the original book... lamer, if you're gaging by effectiveness on each one's given demographic
It's like if someone wrote and international bestseller about bukkake and then people went and made a movie based on the plot of the novel and well there you have it, yet another bukkake movie.
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This x 100000000Pisscubes wrote:It's just gotta hurt if you're a longtime writer of erotica to have this chimp be the new spokesperson for your genre. It's like having to listen to Sum 41 tell everyone how to be a really good punk band.
I literally feel bad for women who just discovered erotica through this bullshit.
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So pissed this was not bumped with a trailer for the surely inevitable movie
Yes! The bukkake example might be imperfect because I have the impression that it has its origins in filmed erotica, while BDSM was initially a real-life thing or a literary thing, but not initially a filmed-porn thing...james wrote:It's funny because a decent chunk of all porno ever made has been fetish/bdsm stuff. It already fucking exists! There's an insane amount of it!Necrometer wrote:there are straight and lesbo adaptations of this in porno-land; both actually seem as lame as the original book... lamer, if you're gaging by effectiveness on each one's given demographic
It's like if someone wrote and international bestseller about bukkake and then people went and made a movie based on the plot of the novel and well there you have it, yet another bukkake movie.
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rule #1: if your protagonist's love interest is a socially retarded intellectual lummox who confuses abusively insulting misogyny and near-psychopathic emotional humiliation with BDSM play-acting, make sure you mention no less than 987 times that he's a super duper handsome infinity-billionaire who treats people like fuckdolls only because Mommy Issues (tm).Pisscubes wrote:Hahahaha! This is going to get some panties in a bunch, no pun intended:
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main guy from Pacific Rim will play Christian Grey
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I heard about that but wasn't sure whether to post it here, in the Pacific Rim thread, or in the SoA thread...
totally watching that piece of shit movie whenever possible