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They had about 20 cans of that berry shit. The more you bought the more they'd knock off. There was a shit load of wines but fuck that noise.
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Why are they getting rid of so much shit?
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Just clearing out discontinued stock to make room for new swillhipster holocaust wrote:Why are they getting rid of so much shit?
You don't think...... Oh shit
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That reminds me... A buddy of mine used to be a terrible drunk (he's almost 10 years sober now). Years ago I gave him a job a couple hours a day for cash while he was down on his luck. He would ask for his money before lunch and leave for about 20 minutes before returning to finish the day, and I assumed he was slamming a couple beers to help him get through the day. One day it was too cold for him to walk, so I gave him a ride to do his lunchtime routine. I took him to the liquor store and he came out with 2 bottles of Night Train. I stopped at his house and he ran in for a minute, then came back out and we went back to work. He explained that he was putting the bottles in the freezer so they would be at maximum coldness when he got home form work. He said he goes home, grabs a bottle out of the freezer, and slams it while taking a shower. The other he sipped on all night until he passed out. This was his routine for a long time. He had figured out the maximum level and length of intoxication he could achieve for the smallest amount of money.
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didnt geoff do basically that exact thing??
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Cascade Whore wrote:Just clearing out discontinued stock to make room for new swillhipster holocaust wrote:Why are they getting rid of so much shit?
You don't think...... Oh shit
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Also we got sent home from work early today and I just realized I've already polished off the lion's share of a bottle of cabernet while doing tax shit.
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I think so. Now I can't remember which part of the story is my buddy, and which is Pisscubes... I've been here for too long. Both stories involved high octane wine in the freezer, I think.ghost boner wrote:didnt geoff do basically that exact thing??
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\m/Johnny\m/ wrote:I think so. Now I can't remember which part of the story is my buddy, and which is Pisscubes... I've been here for too long. Both stories involved high octane wine in the freezer, I think.ghost boner wrote:didnt geoff do basically that exact thing??
in any case geoff is a fucking king and i would kneel before him if i ever meet him
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Na bra. Did you email them? Send me a pmFung Tunt wrote:Beers, tokes of good oil & Hail the New Pawn by the Dream is Dead on vinyl...
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Even though it's been almost 10 years since the one time I briefly got to hang out with him, I can confirm that he is an awesome person.ghost boner wrote:in any case geoff is a fucking king and i would kneel before him if i ever meet him
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And to stay on topic...I spent the last two days conducting job interviews and I had to fire someone. Definitely a few more beers than usual tonight.
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How much does it pay? Enough for me to move back?
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I had spicy cuike fret to ight..may asshole is brun8ng.
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Heading to the Brier... And I've got tickets to the playoffs, semis and finals... So from this moment 'til Monday morning my body will not see a BA% lower than .15
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Deep fried pickles and St. Ambroise oatmeal stout on the go at this moment.
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I absolutely FUCKING HATE pickles. The last time I had deep fried pickles I didn't complain at all.
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ive only had em friend once at this stupid sports bar but man they were good. last night i made some onion rings and i almost cut up some pickles and threw them shits in there too. maybe next time i make onion rings ill do it. those onion rings ruled
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Dip them in chipotle and you'll introduce another pickle into the equation. bonerific.
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a whole bottle of beefeater
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why is curling playoffs cracking me up so hard right now? no disrespect to your sport, jacques. actually, yeah probably a lot. thats so fucking retarded hahaha
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the Drunk Chamber?ghost boner wrote:didnt geoff do basically that exact thing??
Weren't you gonna?
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Its ok man it's not for everyone. Just another excuse to get blasted in public. The Brier Patch was so full last night there was probably a thousand people standing outside yelling "LET uS IN. LET US IN" getting ready to riot... just imagine a bunch of old people that are given one pass a year to get fucking hammed so they take this opportunity and hit a home run. There's always some shitty 70's/80's rock band like Triumph or Chilliwack or Loveryboy on stage and by 9:00 PM everyone inside is licking the floor. It's not uncommon to see a 70 year old bucking in a garbage can.ghost boner wrote:why is curling playoffs cracking me up so hard right now? no disrespect to your sport, jacques. actually, yeah probably a lot. thats so fucking retarded hahaha
But then occasionally at the game itself awesome things happen. You might have to understand the sport and put it in context to get why this was actually a really good thing.