Pisscubes/Molester's Official MLB Thread NOW WITH '11!

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The Astros are so terrible. Will they play the Marlins in interleague this year? I would love to see that.

[the awesome Assassin]

"Will Middlebrooks is having himself a decent afternoon. 4-for-4 with 3HR. It's 10-0 Red Sox."

Only good thing today was the Blue Jays mascot missing the outfield door and running into the wall...

[Gunther]

i just want this on every page

[Natas]

4 runs allowed by teheran in 4 1/3

fuck you chad

I TRUSTED YOU. I drafted teheran because I decided to buy your fucking hype. and now he's fucking my day right up.

you trusted Chad? hahaha jesus christ...... wow

[Zap Rowsdower]

Yeah, I think his brilliant trade proposals should've tipped you off that he has no idea generally what he's talking about other than general and optimistic but delusional fan beliefs.

[Chad]

I think Teheran will have a decent year, sure...that start could've been worse and there's plenty reason to expect improvement

he's got the best stuff in their rotation

doesn't mean it'll translate but dismissing him on the basis of this 4 run outing is premature

[Chad]

[elephants gerald]

I'm not going to drop the guy. but I should have trusted my instincts here....

anyway, matt harvey. didn't even have his good fastball. 7 innings, 3 hits, 1 run, 9 ks. I'm like two starts away from putting on some face paint and pulling a bjork-stalker

of course, he hasn't faced an actual offense yet this season

[Gunther]

evan gattis is mashin some taters

[Gunther]

Jorge Soler attacked the opposing team's dugout with a bat tonight. Go Cubs Go!

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Just noting that the A's have won four in a row.

Eight in a row.

[\m/Johnny\m/]

i just want this on every page

His name is Rusty... Rusty Kuntz.

[\m/Johnny\m/]

http://www.usatoday.com/story/sports/ml ... h/2076525/

RIP Greinke 2013 RIP

[the awesome Assassin]

LETS CHARGE THE MOUND AND BODY CHECK EACH OTHER!!! NO PUNCHING!!!

[\m/Johnny\m/]

Baseball fights are always faggy... except for that one between Mexico and upper-Mexico in the WBC. That one was tits.

[the awesome Assassin]

The Bell... DROPS!!!

[godofdeadlydeath]

LETS CHARGE THE MOUND AND BODY CHECK EACH OTHER!!! NO PUNCHING!!!

I don't know which sport's fights are worse, baseball or football. Baseball is almost always tackling and shoving; football is almost always shoves or punches to the helmet.

[Honky Kong 64]

http://www.usatoday.com/story/sports/ml ... h/2076525/

RIP Greinke 2013 RIP

This is some fucking BULLSHIT. I couldn't believe what I was watching last night. I honestly wanted Greinke to start backpedaling as fast as he could. This dickhead lead the majors in HBP for the last 2 years and he just decided to take offense on that one? That wasn't even high and tight it just ran in. I only wish Kemp would carry that emotion into a post season...

[the awesome Assassin]

"What did you say to him?"

"I called him a simfocc."

[Honky Kong 64]

Greinke needs a haircut.

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I have Zack Greinke on both my fantasy teams so as you can imagine I'm pretty upset about this.

[Gunther]

http://www.usatoday.com/story/sports/ml ... h/2076525/

RIP Greinke 2013 RIP

This is some fucking BULLSHIT. I couldn't believe what I was watching last night. I honestly wanted Greinke to start backpedaling as fast as he could. This dickhead lead the majors in HBP for the last 2 years and he just decided to take offense on that one? That wasn't even high and tight it just ran in. I only wish Kemp would carry that emotion into a post season...

Quentin: WE HAVE A HISTORY

HBP in 2009. that son of a bitch! that asshole needs to get suspended 15 games or take a fastball to the fucking jaw.

[krudmonk]

another bitch baseball injury

[Gunther]

braves/nats is awesome you guys

[Chad]