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[elephants gerald]

started shelby miller over teheran last time out

matt harvey

[Chad]

teheran pitched awesome in his last start after the first 2 innings

he's fucking 22 and has been saddled w/ tons of pressure

[Zap Rowsdower]

I wonder what the Tigers' record would be if they didn't have such an atrocious bullpen

[elephants gerald]

I finally have a day to relax and the game gets postponed...

harvey vs strasburg friday. don't know if this game is getting televised nationally in any way, but jesus christ that matchup

[Zap Rowsdower]

The starting pitching lines on the TIgers v. Mariners game is nuts.

M. Scherzer 8.0 6 1 1 1 12 0 1.05 2.84

F. Hernandez 8.0 4 1 0 0 12 0 0.98 2.20

[elephants gerald]

there were 40 fucking strikeouts in that game. 40! it lasted 14 innings, but still...

teheran: still sucks

[Chad]

teheran sucks less than matt cain so far

also justin fucking upton

good time to be a braves fan

[Chad]

when julio teheran is your worst pitcher, freddie freeman and brian mccann are injured, bj upton, j hey, and uggla are hitting below .200

and you've still lost only 2 games

you're ok

[DR. THRAXX]

So this comes on ESPN while at lunch with my boss:



He says to me "What's Lenny Dykstra doing back on the majors"

[godofdeadlydeath]

So this comes on ESPN while at lunch with my boss:



He says to me "What's Lenny Dykstra doing back on the majors"

[elephants gerald]

everyone at citi field is chanting "HARVEY'S BETTER" at strasburg, after he gave up two homers in the sixth.

matt harvey is so good. this is amazing. so far (I think): 6 IP, 2 H, 2 BB, 6 Ks, 0 R

edit: I have to not post during games...

[Zap Rowsdower]

Strasburg has been fucking the pooch so far this season it seems.

Edit: Ok, one legit bad outing. Nvm.

[elephants gerald]

yeah, I was gonna say- his numbers looked pretty good before today. this wasn't TERRIBLE, either...though he certainly didn't pitch well. his command was pretty fucking terrible, though. the walks don't tell the story. full counts all night.

[elephants gerald]

harvey just got out of a bases loaded, no-out jam. he deserves all of the blowjobs. this is outrageous.

[Zerohero]

harvey just got out of a bases loaded, no-out jam. he deserves all of the blowjobs. this is outrageous.

enjoying seeing his success after watching him in buffalo last couple season.... especially beating a pitcher thats good as 2212009 Bob Fellers + Walter Johnson + Randy Johnson and Sandy Koufax-- and first pitching in the hall of fame before making 40 starts steven godlordhitler strausssssenheimer schmidtt..


side topic... wonder how Chad feels about Sandy Koufax

[Gunther]

had no idea manny was playing in china. well, taiwan. way to have a misleading name, chinese professional baseball league.

MANNY HR

SORRY ELEPHANT

[Zap Rowsdower]

This is the logo to Randy Johnson's website.

[EEEOOOEEEOOOEEEOOO]

Yu Darvish's four pitches.



http://www.fangraphs.com/blogs/the-cool ... -all-time/

[elephants gerald]

that IS the coolest baseball gif of all time. holy shit. it's 5 pitches, though. two seamer and a four. you can see that one of the fastballs darts in on a righty, that's the two seamer.

why is brandon league closing games for the dodgers? what the fuck is wrong with mattingly? clearly jansen deserves this job

[CoconutBackwards1]

Really enjoyed that Tigers/Braves game.

[The Bill]

Yu Darvish's four pitches.



http://www.fangraphs.com/blogs/the-cool ... -all-time/

That's the best gun you get in Contra.

[elephants gerald]

matt moore has pitched two innings tonight and recorded 6 strikeouts. of course, he's thrown 35 pitches and walked someone...but

[Natas]

Fan graphs is one of the best sites around

[CoconutBackwards1]

This Tigers have outscored the Braves this series 20-4.

[Zap Rowsdower]

The fucking circus music defense shitting the bed allowing them to tie was stupid.

Where's Chad though?