How much piss are we talking about?Fung Tunt wrote:I didn't tell her.i just kept on plowing away.total scumbag moment...
Post in this thread if you're drunk.
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Did you do them for beer?Introvert wrote:Mowed 3 lawns this afternoon. I have a very happy buzz going....
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what the fuck. You mean to tell us you can piss with a boner?!Fung Tunt wrote:I didn't tell her.i just kept on plowing away.total scumbag moment...
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haha
fucking called out...
truth be told, we all can piss with half wood.
but fung tunt is a clear liar...for this one BIG REASON
bragging about that...well, it's fung tunt
fucking called out...
truth be told, we all can piss with half wood.
but fung tunt is a clear liar...for this one BIG REASON
SPOILERSPOILER_SHOW
EJACULATING WHEN YOU NEED TO PISS...HURTS...IS NOT FUN
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I can do it easily. Mind over matterTHE KILL wrote:what the fuck. You mean to tell us you can piss with a boner?!Fung Tunt wrote:I didn't tell her.i just kept on plowing away.total scumbag moment...
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I love this place
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If you've never pulled your rock hard cock out of a woman and pissed in her face max hardcore style you're not a real man
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your avatar reminded me of batman on nes
I hated this fucking game but loved it at the same time
I hated this fucking game but loved it at the same time
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Fung Tunt wrote:For the record, Johnny HH & CW are the best dudes here . BUNGVOX too...
Worst dudes ? Ross, fagbus and a world of nofa Sadler.eat eternal cables of shit you FUCKING sacks of Puke. ..
Remember when we wrote that song about Amelia
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Chad wrote:
Stop making fun of Chad, FT. He has a fragile goy ego.
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hey thanks for your opinionFung Tunt wrote:For the record, Johnny HH & CW are the best dudes here . BUNGVOX too...
Worst dudes ? Ross, fagbus and a world of nofa Sadler.eat eternal cables of shit you FUCKING sacks of Puke. ..
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You're okay too killTHE KILL wrote:hey thanks for your opinionFung Tunt wrote:For the record, Johnny HH & CW are the best dudes here . BUNGVOX too...
Worst dudes ? Ross, fagbus and a world of nofa Sadler.eat eternal cables of shit you FUCKING sacks of Puke. ..
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I mowed my sisters lawn that hasn't been mowed yet this year due to a broken mower and it was about two feet long. Rewarded with beer, weed and foodIntrovert wrote:Mowed 3 lawns this afternoon. I have a very happy buzz going....
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I hope you did it while drunk.
You have to weed whack that shit first or do you just have a diesel machine?
You have to weed whack that shit first or do you just have a diesel machine?
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Regular gas mower (not diesel) it did the method of tilting the front end up so it wouldn't stall out as much, was still a bitch. I hate weed wacking, I try to mow as close to the borders as possible to avoid that, her room mate who came home later used the edger.hipster holocaust wrote:I hope you did it while drunk.
You have to weed whack that shit first or do you just have a diesel machine?
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found some rootbeer whisky at the store, uncle bobs brand, the logo even looks like dads rootbeer. pretty bad. its basically just gross syrup and even kind of has the organic taste to it like jager. taking shots was not great but ok, mixed it with some soda water and wasnt too much better. mixed it with dr pepper and it was ok at best. gotta get that shit HH recommended, uncle bobs sucks
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Hey Vern, there's this thing called BEER. Stop drinking icky syrupy crap.
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Ryan, you still haven't answered my question about mowing random lawns for beer.
And yes, Verno. Stop fucking around and do as I say.
And yes, Verno. Stop fucking around and do as I say.
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sorry man for the sarcastic comment, I was drunk and pissed off at some shitty pupils of mine
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Introvert wrote:Hey Vern, there's this thing called BEER. Stop drinking icky syrupy crap.
i just like to experiment. always in search of the best shot. and yeah beer is much, much better but i didnt have any. just that bottle
edit: johnny i wanna get that stuff you posted but they dont have much of a selection at the grocery store. there is this peach whisky that beats a lot of ass. bird dog. you tried that shits?
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I'm not sure how it happened but I've started watching wrestling again and drinking an 8 pack of pabst blue ribbon a day. I need to be destroyed.
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Bird Dog bourbon is aight, never tried their freaky deaky shitsghost boner wrote:Introvert wrote:Hey Vern, there's this thing called BEER. Stop drinking icky syrupy crap.
i just like to experiment. always in search of the best shot. and yeah beer is much, much better but i didnt have any. just that bottle
edit: johnny i wanna get that stuff you posted but they dont have much of a selection at the grocery store. there is this peach whisky that beats a lot of ass. bird dog. you tried that shits?
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I had their black berry remember it being good
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I have a six pack of genesee pints and have a little left over tequila. Trying to go easy and just read a book for my days off
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