Dwyer is Homeless and that is Fucking Hilarious

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Maybe his girlfriend can breast feed him.
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cxwx wrote: Tue Sep 17, 2019 4:33 pm Maybe his girlfriend can breast feed him.
Maybe you can...
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I will 100% fully fund a modest place for him to live

IF

he lives there with Bobby Thurber AND there's cameras on ALL THE TIME
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Eight Bit Alien wrote: Tue Sep 17, 2019 7:12 pm I will 100% fully fund a modest place for him to live

IF

he lives there with Bobby Thurber AND there's cameras on ALL THE TIME
Get a place with a basement and add Kaka.
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okay man this is starting to shape up

Is it a reality show like Big Brother or The Real World?

Or maybe a slow-burn found footage story slowly leading towards one murdering the other two.

I can see a plot like "A Simple Plan" where Thurber kills his two best friends because he thinks he can exchange kaka's hoard of PornTokens for gamestop store credit and doesn't realize his mistake until it's too late.

Maybe it's about a revolution where Dwyer and Thurber try to seize the means of production to distribute PornTokens evenly, but Kaka is the only one who understands how it works...
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Is Thurber still alive?

THURBOFLEXING in the Pathos van, with Dwyer in the background flatbed scanning/inkjet printing Disgorge booklets.
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He is getting evicted from his storage unit today
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Is there any way this can be filmed?
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LOL homelessness
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featherboa wrote: Mon Sep 30, 2019 10:28 am LOL homelessness
No reason for anyone to be homeless.get your fucking shit together or die.
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:lol: brutal, but, not too inaccurate...
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I'm pretty sure Jeff Bezos is going to bail him out.
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:lol: :lol:
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featherboa wrote: Mon Sep 30, 2019 10:28 am LOL homelessness
It's hard to feel sorry for a guy who was notorious for ripping people off, though.
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"Sir, he's bankrupted himself, he's completely unstable - frankly, I don't think the board -"
"THAT MAN WAS SELLING TO BRUTAL SLAM TO FUNERAL DOOM FANS BEFORE YOU WERE FUCKING BORN, YOU LITTLE SHIT, YOU FIND DWYER AND GET HIM BACK ON HIS FEET OR I'LL FIND SOMEONE WHO CAN - "
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Thanks for reminding me that Bezos saved The Expanse. I guess he's not totally awful.
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Dwyer was arrested for assault a couple years ago. Can someone please find the mugshot?
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zombiehead wrote: Mon Sep 30, 2019 4:12 pm Dwyer was arrested for assault a couple years ago. Can someone please find the mugshot?
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I don't really have it in me to laugh at misfortune anymore but then he had to go and say this

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copstache wrote: Mon Sep 30, 2019 8:27 pm I don't really have it in me to laugh at misfortune anymore but then he had to go and say this

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Pathosproductions.com redirects to his personal Discogs.com profile.
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18 bucks for an Internal Bleeding CD? I guess you gotta cash in from their drummer dying. Classy.
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