Dwyer is Homeless and that is Fucking Hilarious

cxwx · Post by **cxwx** » Tue Sep 17, 2019 4:33 pm

Maybe his girlfriend can breast feed him.

the awesome Assassin · Tue Sep 17, 2019 5:55 pm

cxwx wrote: ↑Tue Sep 17, 2019 4:33 pm Maybe his girlfriend can breast feed him.

Maybe you can...

Eight Bit Alien · Post by **Eight Bit Alien** » Tue Sep 17, 2019 7:12 pm

I will 100% fully fund a modest place for him to live

IF

he lives there with Bobby Thurber AND there's cameras on ALL THE TIME

Iron Goldie · Post by **Iron Goldie** » Tue Sep 17, 2019 7:29 pm

Eight Bit Alien wrote: ↑Tue Sep 17, 2019 7:12 pm I will 100% fully fund a modest place for him to live

IF

he lives there with Bobby Thurber AND there's cameras on ALL THE TIME

Get a place with a basement and add Kaka.

Eight Bit Alien · Post by **Eight Bit Alien** » Tue Sep 17, 2019 8:26 pm

okay man this is starting to shape up

Is it a reality show like Big Brother or The Real World?

Or maybe a slow-burn found footage story slowly leading towards one murdering the other two.

I can see a plot like "A Simple Plan" where Thurber kills his two best friends because he thinks he can exchange kaka's hoard of PornTokens for gamestop store credit and doesn't realize his mistake until it's too late.

Maybe it's about a revolution where Dwyer and Thurber try to seize the means of production to distribute PornTokens evenly, but Kaka is the only one who understands how it works...

ThePhillyExperiment · Post by **ThePhillyExperiment** » Tue Sep 17, 2019 9:00 pm

Is Thurber still alive?

THURBOFLEXING in the Pathos van, with Dwyer in the background flatbed scanning/inkjet printing Disgorge booklets.

Eight Bit Alien · Post by **Eight Bit Alien** » Tue Sep 17, 2019 11:01 pm

zombiehead · Post by **zombiehead** » Mon Sep 30, 2019 8:37 am

He is getting evicted from his storage unit today

hipster holocaust · Post by **hipster holocaust** » Mon Sep 30, 2019 9:07 am

Is there any way this can be filmed?

featherboa · Post by **featherboa** » Mon Sep 30, 2019 10:28 am

LOL homelessness

Jimm O' Lation · Post by **Jimm O' Lation** » Mon Sep 30, 2019 11:13 am

featherboa wrote: ↑Mon Sep 30, 2019 10:28 am LOL homelessness

No reason for anyone to be homeless.get your fucking shit together or die.

hipster holocaust · Post by **hipster holocaust** » Mon Sep 30, 2019 1:23 pm

brutal, but, not too inaccurate...

BUSINESS · Post by **BUSINESS** » Mon Sep 30, 2019 1:57 pm

I'm pretty sure Jeff Bezos is going to bail him out.

Eight Bit Alien · Post by **Eight Bit Alien** » Mon Sep 30, 2019 2:10 pm

spacehamster · Post by **spacehamster** » Mon Sep 30, 2019 2:17 pm

featherboa wrote: ↑Mon Sep 30, 2019 10:28 am LOL homelessness

It's hard to feel sorry for a guy who was notorious for ripping people off, though.

Eight Bit Alien · Post by **Eight Bit Alien** » Mon Sep 30, 2019 2:23 pm

"Sir, he's bankrupted himself, he's completely unstable - frankly, I don't think the board -"
"THAT MAN WAS SELLING TO BRUTAL SLAM TO FUNERAL DOOM FANS BEFORE YOU WERE FUCKING BORN, YOU LITTLE SHIT, YOU FIND DWYER AND GET HIM BACK ON HIS FEET OR I'LL FIND SOMEONE WHO CAN - "
"Sir I'm sorry to interrupt, it's someone from The Expanse writer's room for you on line 3..."
"Thank you Suzanne. Yes hello? Yes. Fire him then, it's my show now. No, because Snape killed Dumbledore. I don't care! Season 6 takes place at Hogwarts, end of discussion, DO YOUR JOB AND FIGURE IT OUT."

Iron Goldie · Post by **Iron Goldie** » Mon Sep 30, 2019 2:30 pm

Thanks for reminding me that Bezos saved The Expanse. I guess he's not totally awful.

zombiehead · Post by **zombiehead** » Mon Sep 30, 2019 4:12 pm

Dwyer was arrested for assault a couple years ago. Can someone please find the mugshot?

FVBTVS · Post by **FVBTVS** » Mon Sep 30, 2019 4:32 pm

zombiehead wrote: ↑Mon Sep 30, 2019 4:12 pm Dwyer was arrested for assault a couple years ago. Can someone please find the mugshot?

can you.. refrain from doing this

just this once

copstache · Post by **copstache** » Mon Sep 30, 2019 8:27 pm

I don't really have it in me to laugh at misfortune anymore but then he had to go and say this

cxwx · Post by **cxwx** » Mon Sep 30, 2019 9:15 pm

copstache wrote: ↑Mon Sep 30, 2019 8:27 pm I don't really have it in me to laugh at misfortune anymore but then he had to go and say this

Pathosproductions.com redirects to his personal Discogs.com profile.

hipster holocaust · Post by **hipster holocaust** » Tue Oct 01, 2019 11:04 am

cxwx · Post by **cxwx** » Tue Oct 01, 2019 11:16 am

18 bucks for an Internal Bleeding CD? I guess you gotta cash in from their drummer dying. Classy.

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