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Cascade Whore wrote: gentle beard.
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Cascade Whore wrote: gentle beard.
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The same fuck said time bandits sucked but likes fast and furious
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Unfortunately, this is a common mindset amongst many Field Grade Officers (Majors/Lt Colonels) who are in transition period to begin moving in Commander positions.

Fortunately, the younger officers coming in, who were not part of OIF and OEF, have a completely different view on the world which I think is for the better.

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had someone at my last job tell me that Chick-Fil-A was "healthy". :drool:
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it is man! they've got those grilled chicken sammies!
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I hope she has a heart attack.
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i eat chickfila all the time man can you hope i get a heart attack too?, sounds like a good way to go out to me, either that or going out at a cracker barrel
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Ed likes supporting fagg0t haters
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i knowe, it's terrible, butt where else are you supposed to get a chicken sandwich that good in los angeles :confused: also i know gay dudes that like them so much they don't care so :confused:
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Luca_Blight wrote:I hope she has a heart attack.
i hope she does too
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bland ed wrote:i knowe, it's terrible, butt where else are you supposed to get a chicken sandwich that good in los angeles :confused: also i know gay dudes that like them so much they don't care so :confused:
http://www.roscoeschickenandwaffles.com/
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i've been to roscoe's once like over ten years ago, got fried chicken and waffles with gravy all over the chicken, i've figured out now that i really only like food that i can shovel in to my mouth in as large of quantities as possible and you can't do that at roscoes. fuck that place
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If I die a horrible food related death, I'm sure Waffle House will be involved somehow.
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bland ed wrote:i knowe, it's terrible, butt where else are you supposed to get a chicken sandwich that good in los angeles :confused: also i know gay dudes that like them so much they don't care so :confused:
Don't shit on Whataburger, I like their chicken sando
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whataburger and waffle house are also two places i've only been to once in my life, whataburger the morning after partying in austin while ike wrecked houston and their burger was terrible. wafflehouse because i was at work outside of amarillo and my coworker was like lets go to wafflehouse butt he had only ever eaten there hammerred in the morning hours and there was a lady chewing her toenails off her feet butt i guess that's not especially unordinary in the texas panhandle... food sucked there too
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I've always wanted to go to Waffle House
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The closest ones are in Diabetestown, PA :(
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Alabama...where there's a Waffle House on every interstate exit ramp. USA
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Waffle House is great. They mix omelets in a shake blender so they're nice and fluffy.
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What's most impressive is you can feed a family of 4 for the price of a couple of pints of Brooklyn Lager.
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\m/Johnny\m/ wrote:Waffle House is great. They mix omelets in a shake blender so they're nice and fluffy.
Nice and fluffy like a hot bag
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"...wait, you were too old for Barney the Dinosaur...?"
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"My first beer I ever tried was Natty Light. Not even the regular kind. Once my buddies and I started drinking Yuengling, that was it, I couldn't go back to the cheap shit."

Same guy later in the conversation.

"When they started selling [Yuengling] around here, my dad bought me a 12 pack. He was like, 'I heard this was the good stuff.' But he didn't know he bought Yuengling Light by accident. It was disgusting."

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