Dumb things I've heard at work: The Thread
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Re: Dumb things I've heard at work: The Thread
its up to you to show him the way
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Re: Dumb things I've heard at work: The Thread
At work there are big flat screens mounted to walls so we can
Watch movies while working
The management refuses to play an MLK documentary on MLK day or most of the people didn't want to watch it, I'm not sure which but either way a black manager was miffed
The next day or so oh brother where art thou is being played and the same manager complains about the KKK scene and gets it turned off
Then other people bitch about "the race card"
Now we can only watch pg (not pg13) movies.
Everyone involved in this is an idiot
Watch movies while working
The management refuses to play an MLK documentary on MLK day or most of the people didn't want to watch it, I'm not sure which but either way a black manager was miffed
The next day or so oh brother where art thou is being played and the same manager complains about the KKK scene and gets it turned off
Then other people bitch about "the race card"
Now we can only watch pg (not pg13) movies.
Everyone involved in this is an idiot
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hipster holocaust wrote:The closest ones are in Diabetestown, PA
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Do you work at a laundromat?Cascade Whore wrote:At work there are big flat screens mounted to walls so we can
Watch movies while working
100% downFuck...I'm Dave wrote:hipster holocaust wrote:The closest ones are in Diabetestown, PA
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Re: Dumb things I've heard at work: The Thread
No. Do you think black people would work at a laundromat?hipster holocaust wrote:Do you work at a laundromat?Cascade Whore wrote:At work there are big flat screens mounted to walls so we can
Watch movies while working
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Re: Dumb things I've heard at work: The Thread
I don't think we should be talking about this
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We wouldn't be if you said what your job is.
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No, that's not what I meanthipster holocaust wrote:We wouldn't be if you said what your job is.
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His job where they watch movies is obviously one of these scenarios, from most to least likely:
A) He sells his blood plasma twice a week
B) He is still attends public school and his teacher is a burnout who just puts on movies instead of doing his job
C) He licks stamps or some other menial repetitive labor and they were able to convince middle management that having a TV on is no less distracting than a radio
D) He is a burnout public school teacher and puts on movies instead of doing his job
E) He works as some kind of emergency personnel somewhere where very little happens so they just sit around most days waiting for the phone to call
A) He sells his blood plasma twice a week
B) He is still attends public school and his teacher is a burnout who just puts on movies instead of doing his job
C) He licks stamps or some other menial repetitive labor and they were able to convince middle management that having a TV on is no less distracting than a radio
D) He is a burnout public school teacher and puts on movies instead of doing his job
E) He works as some kind of emergency personnel somewhere where very little happens so they just sit around most days waiting for the phone to call
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Security guard
Taxi dispatch
Projectionist
Watching movies with black guys guy
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Watching movies with black guys guy
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Re: Dumb things I've heard at work: The Thread
Overheard a large black woman loudly arguing for 15 minutes with a sandwich shop that they didn't put cheese on her sandwich.
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Do you think they did and she just ate it like a ninja?
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The manager was a womanhipster holocaust wrote: Watching movies with black guys guy
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"Why is she standin' all stupid?"
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I got into it with some turd at work recently who looks like a lanky meth addict that's lost about 30 pounds of muscle in the last few months. I'll call him "shit scarecrow"
SSC decides to say this at random out of the blue: "dude your sales pitch fucking sucks"
Me:??????????
SSC: "it's shit dude"
Me: "how many sales to you have?"
SSC: "it get like 3 of X every month"
Me: "hmm gee so I. Infact have more than you this month"
SSC: " it doesn't matter"
Me:???????????? *then why'd you open your fucking mouth. To air our your blackened amphetamine stumps?*
Me: "if I want advice on life you're not going to be the person I ask"
SSC: "oh yeah! I won't be working here seven years when I'm as old as you dude!!" *huffing and puffing*
Me: "yeah because you'll be in jail again"
SSC: "fuck your dude!!"
Next day:
Me: "hey looks like I got another sale"
SSC: "oh yeah!! You're still a douche bag dood! I won't be working here seven years!! I'm statin' my own buzinezz!! Snitches get stitches!!!"
Shit scarecrow is currently living with a pal of mine from work because he would basically be homeless of he didn't let him stay with him.
SSC decides to say this at random out of the blue: "dude your sales pitch fucking sucks"
Me:??????????
SSC: "it's shit dude"
Me: "how many sales to you have?"
SSC: "it get like 3 of X every month"
Me: "hmm gee so I. Infact have more than you this month"
SSC: " it doesn't matter"
Me:???????????? *then why'd you open your fucking mouth. To air our your blackened amphetamine stumps?*
Me: "if I want advice on life you're not going to be the person I ask"
SSC: "oh yeah! I won't be working here seven years when I'm as old as you dude!!" *huffing and puffing*
Me: "yeah because you'll be in jail again"
SSC: "fuck your dude!!"
Next day:
Me: "hey looks like I got another sale"
SSC: "oh yeah!! You're still a douche bag dood! I won't be working here seven years!! I'm statin' my own buzinezz!! Snitches get stitches!!!"
Shit scarecrow is currently living with a pal of mine from work because he would basically be homeless of he didn't let him stay with him.
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you work at Best Buy.
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Sounds like an unbalanced time bomb. Although it might be a good payday in court, you will have to spend some time in the hospital if he tries to take you out.
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You're thinking of abdominalpillaging. I sell propane and propane accessoriesThe Real MPD wrote:you work at Best Buy.
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Yeah. Even though I wanted to break a chair across his face, I'm thinking if he takes a swing at me I'm just going to put my hands behind my back and let everyone in the place see him punch me.hipster holocaust wrote:Sounds like an unbalanced time bomb. Although it might be a good payday in court, you will have to spend some time in the hospital if he tries to take you out.
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I was talking to a woman at work about how a family of white Muslims I know are giving serious thought of moving back to Germany after trumps election and she says "what's a white Muslim?"
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