how many people have fewer than seven fucking keys

[riley-o]

do you really need your mailbox key on your ring?

Yeah to get your mail on the way home instead of having to go up and get your key, come back down to open the mail box, head back up again. This was especially necessary when I was on the 35th floor and the elevators took forever.

[Necrometer]

mods plz merge with humblebrag thread

“ugh i hate when i leave my car’s fob/tile in my penthouse and I have to take my helicopter back up to fetch it”

[Eight Bit Alien]

It's very telling that he thinks it's OK to lock the riff-raff out of his home using a door, rather than just sharing his living environment, like in an alley or bridge scenario. Really just out of touch aloof. Sad

[FVBTVS]

doesn't want to build the wall and yet lives in a house with four of them

[Eight Bit Alien]

Private property? More like rape objects.

[featherboa]

i support riley's mail key

[Geeheeb]

I’m going to help all of you out by making it illegal to carry more than 7 keys at once you’re welcome in advance.

[godofdeadlydeath]

I’m going to help all of you out by making it illegal to carry more than 7 keys at once you’re welcome in advance.

You've got my vote

[ghost boner]

can you make it illegal to carry more than one phone? id rather have 80 keys on one ring than two fucking phones I HATE THIS SHIT

[featherboa]

are you gonna get a phone holster belt thing?

[ghost boner]

i never thought about that. might actually be a good idea

[Necrophilic Mallard]

are you gonna get a phone holster belt thing?

And some walmart jeans, and white tennies.

[Honky Kong 64]

I really need to shed some keys.

[godofdeadlydeath]

AND THE FIFTH, INTO THE SEA OF ANGAAAAAAAAAAEEEEEEEERRRRRRRR!

[abdominalpillaging]

let's see

house
Jeep 1
Jeep 2
mail box
2x work tools

6

woop woop

[Toilet Fleet]

Just rekey either Jeep to match the other one, takes 5 seconds

[hipster holocaust]

Anyone who hasn't had anything stolen from their mailbox because it wasn't locked is a fucking asshole