how many people have fewer than seven fucking keys

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featherboa wrote: Fri Jan 29, 2021 4:15 pm do you really need your mailbox key on your ring?
Yeah to get your mail on the way home instead of having to go up and get your key, come back down to open the mail box, head back up again. This was especially necessary when I was on the 35th floor and the elevators took forever.
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It's very telling that he thinks it's OK to lock the riff-raff out of his home using a door, rather than just sharing his living environment, like in an alley or bridge scenario. Really just out of touch aloof. Sad
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doesn't want to build the wall and yet lives in a house with four of them :confused:
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Private property? More like rape objects.
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i support riley's mail key
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I’m going to help all of you out by making it illegal to carry more than 7 keys at once you’re welcome in advance.
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Geeheeb wrote: Mon Feb 01, 2021 9:39 am I’m going to help all of you out by making it illegal to carry more than 7 keys at once you’re welcome in advance.
You've got my vote
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can you make it illegal to carry more than one phone? id rather have 80 keys on one ring than two fucking phones I HATE THIS SHIT
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are you gonna get a phone holster belt thing?
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i never thought about that. might actually be a good idea
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featherboa wrote: Mon Feb 01, 2021 5:19 pm are you gonna get a phone holster belt thing?
And some walmart jeans, and white tennies.
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I really need to shed some keys.
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AND THE FIFTH, INTO THE SEA OF ANGAAAAAAAAAAEEEEEEEERRRRRRRR!

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let's see

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Just rekey either Jeep to match the other one, takes 5 seconds
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Anyone who hasn't had anything stolen from their mailbox because it wasn't locked is a fucking asshole
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