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Dave Ellefson beating off - discuss
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i can think of one example from this very board...
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Eight Bit Alien wrote: ↑Tue May 11, 2021 4:29 pmDo you write for a living?Collective cowardice accommodates further decline into a fucking nightmare version of reality which cannot facilitate virtue.
I'm glad the early part of my life is over, because if I had a brand new moral compass in need of calibration, I think I'd rather throw it down a fucking well than try to find magnetic north in this cursed fucking world. It's nothing but animals wearing human masks, and the noises they make.
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I became fully redpilled by the summer of 2015 but was already holding back as early as 2014. Before that I was a anarcho punk.
Ideally, society should be organized via a warrior-priest aristocracy.
I can trace my ancestry all the way back to historic germanic tribal chieftains in fact.
I became fully redpilled by the summer of 2015 but was already holding back as early as 2014. Before that I was a anarcho punk.
Ideally, society should be organized via a warrior-priest aristocracy.
I can trace my ancestry all the way back to historic germanic tribal chieftains in fact.
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If only there was a worm hole to hook up the friendless people from this bb to the survivors of those attacks for relationships. Maybe the next big business idea right there.Eight Bit Alien wrote: ↑Tue May 11, 2021 4:43 pmREUTERS: Pakistani boy throws acid onto the face of a woman he claims was a total bitch. Everybody's gonna figure it out later, kinda wait and see type thing.
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"Jizzing Is My Business... And Jizzing Is Good!"
I am a sniper, always hit the mark
Free baller working after dark
Looking through the night using laptop cam
Dick is hard, aimed at your head
Ten thousand sperm up front
Ten thousand more when I'm through
And I know just what to do
And you know I'll do it, too
And I'm cumming just for you
Just for you
I do the "getting rid of"
Don't show your friends
Wife Don't need to hear the truth
The band don't need the lies
Now jack me quickly
Now we're through
It brings me great pleasure
To take my undies off for you
Don't you know that
Jizzing is my business, and jizzing is good
Jizzing is my business, and jizzing is good
Over and over
You'd better believe it
I am a sniper, always hit the mark
Free baller working after dark
Looking through the night using laptop cam
Dick is hard, aimed at your head
Ten thousand sperm up front
Ten thousand more when I'm through
And I know just what to do
And you know I'll do it, too
And I'm cumming just for you
Just for you
I do the "getting rid of"
Don't show your friends
Wife Don't need to hear the truth
The band don't need the lies
Now jack me quickly
Now we're through
It brings me great pleasure
To take my undies off for you
Don't you know that
Jizzing is my business, and jizzing is good
Jizzing is my business, and jizzing is good
Over and over
You'd better believe it
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BUNGVOX got powerbombed off the stage because he wasn't T.W.O 4 LIFE brother.
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BUNGVOX got powerbombed off the stage because he wasn't T.W.O 4 LIFE brother.
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Someone turn Hanger 18 to Under 18.
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"Hanglow rape teen"
Welcome to my underalls
I'll take some time to pull them down
It's possible to drain my balls
For the cunt of teens much too strong
Spermy blasts to drench my fist
Instruments to film it all
Possibly I've shown too much
Hanglow rape teen I beat off too much.
Juicy load forms a puddle
Suspended state of testicular gymnastics
Selective amnesia's the story
Believed foretold on blabbermouth
The military is watching my strokes
Two loads combined that soak my sheets
Possibly I've filmed too much
Hanglow rape teen I blow too much
Rock over London Rock on Chicago
Jerkmate...why watch porn when you can make porn.
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BUNGVOX got powerbombed off the stage because he wasn't T.W.O 4 LIFE brother.
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BUNGVOX got powerbombed off the stage because he wasn't T.W.O 4 LIFE brother.
my hound dog's dump still hot - zerohero
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back of shirtkevin hash wrote: ↑Tue May 11, 2021 7:14 pm
It's possible to drain my balls
For the cunt of teens much too strong
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I think this one is good to go as is...... crank that shaft!!
Imagine you were at my station
And you brought your motor to me
Your a burner yeah a real motor car
Said you wanna get your order filled
Made me shiver when I put it in
Pumping just won't do ya know luckily for you
Whoever thought you'd be better
At turning a screw than me
I do it for my life
Made my drive shaft crank
Made my pistons bulge
Made my ball bearing melt from the heat
Oh yeah yeah
We were shifting hard when we took off
Put tonight all four on the floor
When we hit top end you know it feels to slow
Said you wanna get your order filled
Made me shiver when I put it in
Pumping just won't do ya know luckily for you
Whoever thought you'd be better
At turning a screw than me
I do it for my life
Made my drive shaft crank
Made my pistons bulge
Made my ball bearing melt from the heat
Oh yeah yeah
Oh!
I'm giving you my room service
And ya know it's more than enough
Oh one more time ya know I'm in love
Whoever thought you'd be better
At turning a screw than me
I do it for my life
Made my drive shaft crank
Made my pistons bulge
Made my ball bearing melt from the heat
Oh yeah yeah!
Imagine you were at my station
And you brought your motor to me
With all four on the floor I feel what's in store
Whoever thought you'd be better
At turning a screw than me
I do it for my life
Made my drive shaft crank
Made my pistons bulge
Made my ball bearing melt from the heat
Oh yeah yeah!
rileyo wrote:i like that she's wearing high heels &stockings to get fucked by dead pigs,that's some real forward thinking metal right there
LordDarksoul wrote:Thanks for the concern, Fucktractor.
BUNGVOX wrote:i don't want metallica to shit their pants. i want metallica to shit MY pants.
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BUNGVOX as preferred cum Gandhi.
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Foreshadowing..... years earlier...
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TROLL WORLD ORDER 4 LIFE
BUNGVOX got powerbombed off the stage because he wasn't T.W.O 4 LIFE brother.
my hound dog's dump still hot - zerohero
BUNGVOX got powerbombed off the stage because he wasn't T.W.O 4 LIFE brother.
my hound dog's dump still hot - zerohero
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I'm having a hard fucking time coming up with Megadeth lyrics, idk what's wrong with me.
I made this years ago when I was thinking of Metallica songs about Kaka's Asian mail order bride using a soldering iron to burn her vagina shut, because she didn't want to have his autistic babies. (It's MASTER OF PUPPETS).
I made this years ago when I was thinking of Metallica songs about Kaka's Asian mail order bride using a soldering iron to burn her vagina shut, because she didn't want to have his autistic babies. (It's MASTER OF PUPPETS).
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also old, same deal
KAKA
IMPRISONING ME
TAKING HIS SEED
ABSOLUTE MAIL-BRIDE
I CANNOT LIVE
I CANNOT DIE
NEUTER MYSELF
SOLDER MY ONLY FREIND
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I can't think of a clever title or chorus but here's the first verse of "Symphony of Destruction"
YOU TAKE A "MORAL" MAN
AND TEMPT HIM WITH YOUNG HOLE
WATCH IT BECOME A ROCK
WATCH BASSIST BLOW HIS LOAD
LOAD
LOOOOOOAAAAAD
YOU TAKE A "MORAL" MAN
AND TEMPT HIM WITH YOUNG HOLE
WATCH IT BECOME A ROCK
WATCH BASSIST BLOW HIS LOAD
LOAD
LOOOOOOAAAAAD
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To the bridge of "Hook In Mouth"
B is for Boobies
E is the edge, on the verge of exploding, where my cock is
A for her asshole
T for her titties, the pics she sends me while I'm beating my meat
I for inside her
N up her nose, G where my load goes, all over my clothes
that spells out Beating what I do to my meat, as long as there's a horny young teen
B is for Boobies
E is the edge, on the verge of exploding, where my cock is
A for her asshole
T for her titties, the pics she sends me while I'm beating my meat
I for inside her
N up her nose, G where my load goes, all over my clothes
that spells out Beating what I do to my meat, as long as there's a horny young teen
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And from what I read, I am betting she probably had a "nice guy best friend" that she wasn't interested in fucking so that pussy loser took her phone and leaked the dick picks and videos that she was getting from the 57 year old rock star to "protect her".Eight Bit Alien wrote: ↑Tue May 11, 2021 4:29 pm
Life-destroying embarrassing images leaked -> Girl was of age-> Guy's life is ruined for no good reason, decent people say and do absolutely nothing. Collective cowardice accommodates further decline into a fucking nightmare version of reality which cannot facilitate virtue.
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I can just imagine the Metallica rehearsal when Dave presented these lyrics to James. "You see, it's Mechanix with a X, because it's a metaphor. For SEX."Zerohero wrote: ↑Tue May 11, 2021 10:42 pm I think this one is good to go as is...... crank that shaft!!
Imagine you were at my station
And you brought your motor to me
Your a burner yeah a real motor car
Said you wanna get your order filled
Made me shiver when I put it in
Pumping just won't do ya know luckily for you
Whoever thought you'd be better
At turning a screw than me
I do it for my life
Made my drive shaft crank
Made my pistons bulge
Made my ball bearing melt from the heat
Oh yeah yeah
We were shifting hard when we took off
Put tonight all four on the floor
When we hit top end you know it feels to slow
Said you wanna get your order filled
Made me shiver when I put it in
Pumping just won't do ya know luckily for you
Whoever thought you'd be better
At turning a screw than me
I do it for my life
Made my drive shaft crank
Made my pistons bulge
Made my ball bearing melt from the heat
Oh yeah yeah
Oh!
I'm giving you my room service
And ya know it's more than enough
Oh one more time ya know I'm in love
Whoever thought you'd be better
At turning a screw than me
I do it for my life
Made my drive shaft crank
Made my pistons bulge
Made my ball bearing melt from the heat
Oh yeah yeah!
Imagine you were at my station
And you brought your motor to me
With all four on the floor I feel what's in store
Whoever thought you'd be better
At turning a screw than me
I do it for my life
Made my drive shaft crank
Made my pistons bulge
Made my ball bearing melt from the heat
Oh yeah yeah!
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50goo
Stop pulling off shithead! This is the cops!
Full balls, playing pocket pool
Gonna rip some ass
Jerkin off all day and night
Romancing the phone, winding up and down
Jerking off cause there’s nothing to do.
Popped, for a 50goo. Next time I’ll beat off on you.
That’s all I got
Stop pulling off shithead! This is the cops!
Full balls, playing pocket pool
Gonna rip some ass
Jerkin off all day and night
Romancing the phone, winding up and down
Jerking off cause there’s nothing to do.
Popped, for a 50goo. Next time I’ll beat off on you.
That’s all I got
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"BALL BUSTER" - Dave Ellefson
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"We'll be touring with an english band that'll make you blow your face off with a shotgun."
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Even if this guy is not a pedo is it still okay to call him an asshole for jerking off on video
conference with groupies while he’s married? Or is that no worse than watching porn while married? Seems pretty hypocritical for
Mustaine to fire him considering all the fucked up shit he’s put people through over the years.
conference with groupies while he’s married? Or is that no worse than watching porn while married? Seems pretty hypocritical for
Mustaine to fire him considering all the fucked up shit he’s put people through over the years.
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Also am I the only one just slightly horrified about how vastly different age of consent laws are from state to state? Why is this not a federal law? Seems like all the mouth breathing “states rights” libertarian dipshits never have much to say about this. How did Jerry Lee Lewis avoid getting lynched?
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