Words The Beastie Boys forgot to rhyme.

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Words The Beastie Boys forgot to rhyme.

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Is rhyming wolf with werewolf cheating?
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The Bill wrote: Sun Jun 13, 2021 10:57 pm Is rhyming wolf with werewolf cheating?
No because they rhymed commercial with commercial.
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The beat so funky it gives you polio
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rileyo wrote:i like that she's wearing high heels &stockings to get fucked by dead pigs,that's some real forward thinking metal right there
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big and tall like godzillar,
funkier than grammas barmitzvah
rileyo wrote:i like that she's wearing high heels &stockings to get fucked by dead pigs,that's some real forward thinking metal right there
LordDarksoul wrote:Thanks for the concern, Fucktractor.
BUNGVOX wrote:i don't want metallica to shit their pants. i want metallica to shit MY pants.
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Sitting on the stoop sipping on yoohoo
Got more ties than Benny Netanyahu
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Transcribed clip from an untitled track, an outtake from the Hello Nasty recording sessions:

[ADAM]

WHEN THE BEAT ROCKS MY RHYMES GET BIGGER
CALL ME THE ONLY ONE, LIKE MY NAME WAS TIGGER


[AD-ROCK]

WHEN THEY SEE YOUR CLOTHES ALL FLY GIRLS SNIGGER
YOUR MOMS A LUNCH LADY AND YOUR DADS A DITCH DIGGER


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jaaaaaaaaaaaaaame :lol: :lol:

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Like Elton John, call me Tiny Dancer
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I'm loaded with hardware like mister c.
Got no limits like master p
I'm high on life got spice like sporty
Dishing lyrical boulliabase like E40
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Girls getting down funky and she she
Party packing it all in like GG
Glam and glitter Bronx got the hives
Cutting the rug with burl ives
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I wish that video of Chris Narcosis arguing with some guy wearing. Beastie Boys shirt was still on YouTube.
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Rocking the mic at the corner deli
talking BS to mary shelley
riding the Q train wearing my sandals
getting them boards like julius randall
rileyo wrote:i like that she's wearing high heels &stockings to get fucked by dead pigs,that's some real forward thinking metal right there
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Zerohero wrote: Tue Jun 15, 2021 9:41 pm Rocking the mic at the corner deli
talking BS to mary shelley
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getting them boards like julius randall
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kevin hash wrote: Sat Jun 19, 2021 12:02 am Short and curlies
Laverne and Shirley
Street ball king play like bobby hurley
rileyo wrote:i like that she's wearing high heels &stockings to get fucked by dead pigs,that's some real forward thinking metal right there
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