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Hopefully it’s not edited out now, but my favorite Nitro sign ever was Eric Bischoff Beats Off Men.
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I laughed at this way harder than I probably should have.
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Fuck! That depressed me. Still, he could beat the fuck out of half AEW’s roster.
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May her and her big steroid cock rest in peace.
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This Henderson Variety channel is amazing

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Tommy End should be Tommy End. Only good thing about AEW currently.
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Except he's Malakai Black in AEW now and he's pushing to continue the goofy-ass mystical shit, but I fucking love that stuff, so bring it on!
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Jim Cornette skewered that segment.

Jericho sucks.
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I like NXT but I also think there's a correlation between vanilla midgets being the key stars of the show and the fact that nobody watches it. People are freaking out that WWE released so many small NXT guys and the word from Johnny Ace and Vince is to bring back big dudes who they can train from scratch, and I honestly think that's smart. Let AEW be the land of smark workrate vanilla midgets and let WWE get back to big motherfucking roid monsters who look like cartoon characters.
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The episode of JCE is a rough listen until Jim gets going on telling stories.

I want to see a Midnight Express movie.
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Damn. First episode of AEW Rampage was fucking good. Probably hotshotting. Still very nice. Is next week Punk?
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I think Dynamite sucks half the time but Rampage was a lot of fun. Christian Cage at 47 is better than 90% of their roster.
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Daffney.....I bet she had such a killer cunt.
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WCW Daffney was a better “real life” Harley Quinn than Alexa Bliss and the Suicide Squad movies chick.
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Jesus christ! How fucking stupid is WWE. The Undisputed Era was the next n.W.o. DX is garbage and everyone fucking knows it. The fuck are they thinking. All ego. Lets bury anything good WCW did. Rome lasted so long because they learned to incorporate things into it’s being. Ottoman Empire didn’t last long because they stuck their own religious bullshit and forced their own culture instead of absorbing what they got.
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