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Re: shittiest album on Metal Archives with the best reviews ?
nary a beherit album has more than 82% on MA, and their debut has a mere 76%
kevin - rumplestiltskin grinder is pretty dumb but they have pretty few reviews and they haven't topped 90% for any of 'em
let's keep our eye on the prize
(liturgy's latest album has 95% ... but just two reviews ... and I like it )
kevin - rumplestiltskin grinder is pretty dumb but they have pretty few reviews and they haven't topped 90% for any of 'em
let's keep our eye on the prize
(liturgy's latest album has 95% ... but just two reviews ... and I like it )
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apparently metal archives has sequential IDs in the URL, and...
https://www.metal-archives.com/bands/Burzum/88
https://www.metal-archives.com/bands/Burzum/88
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Burzum is also a good candidate for this thread for other reasons, but I have a funny feeling I'm not going to get much support on this one.
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neckbeard is way ahead of you!
even if you think burzum is dumb musically, it’s hard to deny that they were doing something noteworthy
that’s why the album inspiring this thread drives me crazy - it’s rehashed garbage. not even fresh garbage…
even if you think burzum is dumb musically, it’s hard to deny that they were doing something noteworthy
that’s why the album inspiring this thread drives me crazy - it’s rehashed garbage. not even fresh garbage…
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Do we want to start asking if 'Seven Churches' by Possessed is a good album, or merely historically noteworthy? That was certainly fresh garbage at the time - but is it BELOVED and PERFECT fresh garbage?
I can't ever make my mind up one way or another, it charms me in a way that's completely independent of musical happiness. It's like a beloved, but retarded family dog.
I can't ever make my mind up one way or another, it charms me in a way that's completely independent of musical happiness. It's like a beloved, but retarded family dog.
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The part of this song that you first hear at 0:42-0:52 is one of the funniest fucking things to me - it makes complete sense that this music was written by kids, trying as hard as they could and making things up as they went along. Every riff follows this A-B-A-(random punctuation) formula... and then the drums do the same thing, KSKSKSKS(@#$@#@#$) KSKSKSKS(@#$@#$@#$#@).
If I get voted off the island for this, I'll accept my fate, but maybe this recording doesn't quite deserve a (avg. 91%) rating?
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Yeah, inventing Girlfriend Black Metal.Necrometer wrote: ↑Thu Sep 30, 2021 9:42 am it’s hard to deny that they were doing something noteworthy
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Eight Bit Alien wrote: ↑Thu Sep 30, 2021 10:32 am Do we want to start asking if 'Seven Churches' by Possessed is a good album, or merely historically noteworthy? That was certainly fresh garbage at the time - but is it BELOVED and PERFECT fresh garbage?
I can't ever make my mind up one way or another, it charms me in a way that's completely independent of musical happiness. It's like a beloved, but retarded family dog.
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YOU SUGGEST SOMETHING THEN DICKFACE
IM JUST STATING THE OBVIOUS
IM JUST STATING THE OBVIOUS
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SHEESH
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Can someone photoshop Louie Gohmert into the Drawing Down The Moon album art.
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oh shit look heres a list of really highly reviewed albums
https://www.furia.com/em/releases-style.html
https://www.furia.com/em/releases-style.html
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I think we can just look at the progressive metal list and pick one right?
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Its a tough (but good) topic, because you have to factor in a lot of things like popularity and shittiness of said album or band.Eight Bit Alien wrote: ↑Thu Sep 30, 2021 2:42 pm YOU SUGGEST SOMETHING THEN DICKFACE
IM JUST STATING THE OBVIOUS
My first guess was going to be Dissection's Reinkaos. A lot of people are creaming their jeans over this album in the last couple of years but I didn't care for it. It's at 72% right now, so that wouldn't count. Krisiun's Ageless Venomous is sitting at 77%, another failed guess. Amon Amarth's The Avenger is sitting at 89%.
Inquisition has a few albums over 90%. They suck
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Children of Bodom's Follow The Reaper is 89%
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hahaha james... "shitty albums? how about we consider this sacred cow?"
without the benefit of history/context, it's super hard to understand what's worthwhile about fucking possessed
it's like when I watched citizen kane... fuckin thing sucks
without the benefit of history/context, it's super hard to understand what's worthwhile about fucking possessed
it's like when I watched citizen kane... fuckin thing sucks
it might be you whom needst to leave the hall
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I'm just trying to work backwards! Maybe find an easy target by going 'emperors new clothes'.Necrometer wrote: ↑Thu Sep 30, 2021 9:58 pm hahaha james... "shitty albums? how about we consider this sacred cow?"
Stop. Stop, stop - stop.Necrometer wrote: ↑Thu Sep 30, 2021 9:58 pm it's like when I watched citizen kane... fuckin thing sucks
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also yeah Inquisition is pretty fucking cool
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I like how you conveniently left out the euro snobs part which pretty much proves my point.
Where's your fuckin album pierre?
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Sh has been goin off about black metal for like 20 yrs now, its just a part of this place
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I've played on a couple, but certainly none where anyone tried anything that I'd call "new". I don't see how that's relevant to the fact that everything Beherit have ever done has been a laughable dick fart.
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Beherit have 2 brilliant albums the rest is fuckin garbage.spacehamster wrote: ↑Sun Oct 03, 2021 12:44 pmI've played on a couple, but certainly none where anyone tried anything that I'd call "new". I don't see how that's relevant to the fact that everything Beherit have ever done has been a laughable dick fart.
Let's leave admiral dick fart out of this.
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Now brother....let's take it easy on Possessed.Necrometer wrote: ↑Thu Sep 30, 2021 9:58 pm hahaha james... "shitty albums? how about we consider this sacred cow?"
without the benefit of history/context, it's super hard to understand what's worthwhile about fucking possessed
it's like when I watched citizen kane... fuckin thing sucks
it might be you whom needst to leave the hall
They were pioneers. Their new stuff is pretty righteous.
Citizen Kane is a piece of shit.
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a dick fart is ejaculation and nearly all of the most illuminating black metal ever made is in some small way bordering on 'laughable'
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