Why did Ronald McDonald get aids

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How can you tell the stage is level?

Drool pours out of both sides of the drummers mouth
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Did you hear the one about the pollack that snorted sweet n low?

He thought it was diet coke.
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kevin hash wrote: Tue Nov 09, 2021 6:09 pm Did you hear the one about the pollack that snorted sweet n low?

He thought it was diet coke.
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I remember this being passed around when I was a kid during the first Iraq war in 91
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The illegal alien felt sad and lonely after coming to the United States

He went to a baseball game and sat behind a pillar.

He felt welcome when everyone sang to him:

“Oh Jose can you see!?”
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A judge walked out of the bathroom with his fly down.

His secretary says “your garage door is open”

Later he asked her if she liked the Cadillac.

She said all she saw was an old Pinto with two flat tires.
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A black guy found a magic lamp and told the genie he wanted to be white and surrounded by pussy.

He turned him into a tampon.
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Last night I had a 6 pack and a potato, also known as an Irish seven course meal
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Did you hear about the girl who fell in the cess pool?

She couldn't swim but she went through all the movements.
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Three words you don't want to hear while making love.

Honey I'm home.
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What's the difference between a girl and a toilet?

Toilet don't wanna cuddle after you drop a load in it.
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No eye deer.

No eyes and no legs?
Still no eye deer.

No eyes legs or genitalia?
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Wife: I want breast implants.

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Why don't Jewish girls swallow?

Because they want to be the spitting image of their mothers.
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kevin hash wrote: Wed Nov 10, 2021 1:57 pm Why don't Jewish girls swallow?

Because they want to be the spitting image of their mothers.
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They slide off.
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