Sir Schwartz's Unstoppable Pro Wrestling Thread
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Watching elimination chamber.
Goldberg vs reigns on first. Champ out first. Tradition means nothing anymore.
The match happened and I missed it. Who cares.
Women's chamber match.
Liv Morgan needs to throw her pooder out there for the boys.
Goldberg vs reigns on first. Champ out first. Tradition means nothing anymore.
The match happened and I missed it. Who cares.
Women's chamber match.
Liv Morgan needs to throw her pooder out there for the boys.
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Alexa Bliss and Liv Morgan need to scissor so I can really let some cum fly.
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Charlotte Flair has a pancake ass.
Why is she the champ? She sucks.
Why is she the champ? She sucks.
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I turned this stupid shit off. Soon as I see baron Corbin I immediately do not give a shit.
It's back to old wrestling for me I don't even know if I have it in me for mania.
It's back to old wrestling for me I don't even know if I have it in me for mania.
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During some sort of manic episode last November i bought WrestleMania tickets, wanting to get in on a local WM before it sold out. When am i ever gonna learn? Anybody want to buy 2 nosebleed seats from me?
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Been watching a variety of pro-wrestling. You know you has never ever had a bad match as far as I've seen, Terry Funk.
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Except for Flair's "with a tear in my eye." Has there ever been an epic WWF promo?
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The Funker was a master craftsman in the ring. Relevant across all the decades.
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I don't know brother.....Macho Man had some masterful promos but I do agree that it is hard to top Flair at the Rumble.
Even his pre match promo is killer.
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Macho’s stuff is legendary but still insane or comedic. Flair was serious with both feet planted in reality. I guess Austin’s 3:16 & Punk’s pipe-bomb. Some of Paul E’s as well, especially when he confronted Bischoff & McMahon. But Heyman and Punk are shot based, 4th wall breaking. Flair was pure in story line.kevin hash wrote: ↑Tue Mar 01, 2022 7:39 pmI don't know brother.....Macho Man had some masterful promos but I do agree that it is hard to top Flair at the Rumble.
Even his pre match promo is killer.
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Macho was in his own reality.
Arn and Tully could cut some rock solid promos too.
Arn and Tully could cut some rock solid promos too.
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I’m just talking WWF here. Unless you mean The Brain Busters. I barely remember them in WWF at the time, other than they fought against Demolition, so I hated them.kevin hash wrote: ↑Wed Mar 02, 2022 3:43 pm Macho was in his own reality.
Arn and Tully could cut some rock solid promos too.
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When it comes to promos and WWF....there's macho man and flair when he showed up. Other than that....WWF was a void in the promo department.
If ever I mention arn and Tully I will never be talking about the brainbusters. I remember how disappointed I was when they showed up with that STUPID name. They barely talked at all while they were there. How pathetic is that?
If ever I mention arn and Tully I will never be talking about the brainbusters. I remember how disappointed I was when they showed up with that STUPID name. They barely talked at all while they were there. How pathetic is that?
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I’m sure there’s a Heenan and Jake Roberts promo we’re missing. But the NWA is swimming in epic promos. Even WCW has a bunch.
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Holy shit! One million years later, it occurs to me that The Ultimate Warrior is a ripoff of the Road Warriors.
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Ultimate Warrior was a butt pumping loser.
Fuckin hated him.
The blade runners was a total road warriors rip off. Good thing sting had superstar written all over him so he could strike out on his own.
Fuckin hated him.
The blade runners was a total road warriors rip off. Good thing sting had superstar written all over him so he could strike out on his own.
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I actually wrestle now
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“The death metal legend!”
I hope you banged Jael
I hope you banged Jael
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I like how you were the most massive guy there but did the cowardly heel “please tag me out right away” gimmick. Nice height on selling being hip tossed.
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Goddamn wrestlemania is 2 days again this year. I'm struggling to understand why.
But I will be bringing the high level analysis for some shit ass matches.
2 nights of crap for one maybe 2 matches.
But I will be bringing the high level analysis for some shit ass matches.
2 nights of crap for one maybe 2 matches.
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Kristin Ditto looks like she’s seven feet tall.
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The Wrestlmania pre-show is sooo bad and lame I developed neither AIDS nor Sars. I think it's given me Crohn's Disease.kevin hash wrote: ↑Sat Apr 02, 2022 11:12 am Goddamn wrestlemania is 2 days again this year. I'm struggling to understand why.
But I will be bringing the high level analysis for some shit ass matches.
2 nights of crap for one maybe 2 matches.
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I turned that shit on for about 10 seconds.
I see JBL and I immediately don't care.
I missed the first 30 mins of mania. I heard something happened to that boogs guy.
I hate to admit it but I love Happy Corbin.
I see JBL and I immediately don't care.
I missed the first 30 mins of mania. I heard something happened to that boogs guy.
I hate to admit it but I love Happy Corbin.
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