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Horrible water crisis problem:

Put a fucking filter on a tube and stick the tube in the ocean. Bam fresh water. Fucking morons ITS SO SIMPLE. JUST TAKE THE SALT OUT :yerma:
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this is a well-established principle - dannon the yogurt company takes the water from on top of their yogurt and sells it as dannon. there are so many places to get water, sometimes I wonder if people are even looking or if they just want to whine

with your approach, you can also sell the salt you extracted at your margarita bar at sammy hagar's indefinite vegas residency
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Eight Bit Alien wrote: Wed Aug 17, 2022 5:19 pm Horrible water crisis problem:
Melt the ice at the caps.
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Let Elon Mucks dig the stupid holes but for every one (1) Tesla high-speed cremation chamber he has to dig two (2) holes that the state can use however it wants

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HIGH SPEED CREMATION CHAMBER
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Eight Bit Alien wrote: Thu Aug 18, 2022 5:57 pm HIGH SPEED CREMATION CHAMBER
....like Auschwitz?
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Jet fuel can't melt wooden doors

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DENTISTS are a HUGE scam.

The BEST way to AVOID PAYING those INFLATED and UNNECESSARY dentist bills again is pull out ALL your teeth at home with PLIERS. This is VITAL to the NEXT STEP as it will PREVENT the shotgun barrel from CLANKING against them when you shove it in your MOUTH and blow off the top of your SKULL.
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Problem: The Superman franchise is dead because bad juju and blah blah from Ayn Rand's boyfriend - the fitness instructor/director guy.

Solution: Get Panos Cosmatos to make a BIZARRO movie, and watch the JOKER become the JOKEE.
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Hunter wrote: Fri Aug 19, 2022 12:34 pm DENTISTS are a HUGE scam.

The BEST way to AVOID PAYING those INFLATED and UNNECESSARY dentist bills again is pull out ALL your teeth at home with PLIERS. This is VITAL to the NEXT STEP as it will PREVENT the shotgun barrel from CLANKING against them when you shove it in your MOUTH and blow off the top of your SKULL.
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