Sir Schwartz's Unstoppable Pro Wrestling Thread

[The Bill]

Fuck that! If Punk can show Khan what a shit show the Bucks & Kenny OMeh truly are more power to him. If they fire Punk and keep those buffoons then AEW is lost already.

[kevin hash]

The evidence is out there that the young chumps and Kenny olivier are complete idiots.

Same with dipshit Adam page.....what a boring piece of shit

Those idiots even showing up at Punk's locker room after a long night (was the ppv really 4 or 5 hours?) after sustaining an injury was an idiot move on their part. What was their objective there?

Idiots and Tony Khan is a dumbfuck too.

[kevin hash]

If Tony Khan wants to get serious about saving AEW then take Punk off TV and make him the booker and let him figure out who's worthy of keeping.

And KEEP him off TV unless he has to do some Jack Tunney type shit.

[The Bill]

Eric Bischoff NWO so much better than any McHan.

[The Bill]

Now watching Clash at the Castle and I want to have unprotected sex then 69, than some more raw dog with Bailey. I’ll give her some Irish cream

[The Bill]

These women's matches have had a lot of girls spreading their legs and lots... lots face to crotch moves. Coincidence?

[The Bill]

[kevin hash]

Now watching Clash at the Castle and I want to have unprotected sex then 69, than some more raw dog with Bailey. I’ll give her some Irish cream

Fuck yes....hottest broad in wrestling.

[The Bill]

[kevin hash]

Goddamn.....sting is the worst actor ever.

All those WCW skits were stupid.

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[The Bill]

Been trying to get through Nitro again. I'm about on the cusp of Scott Hall's intro. Wow, did they ever use "Big Show" right. WWF had Andre at one point. How did they ever fucking fuck up this man's run. Terrible!

[kevin hash]

I just turned on Extreme Rules....2 minutes in I'm already fucking annoyed.

Is there any good wrestling anymore?

[zombiehead]

Been trying to get through Nitro again. I'm about on the cusp of Scott Hall's intro. Wow, did they ever use "Big Show" right. WWF had Andre at one point. How did they ever fucking fuck up this man's run. Terrible!

[kevin hash]

The Giant chiefin in the ring is what's up.

[kevin hash]

Also.....I think Bray Wyatt is fuckin dumb.

[Necrophilic Mallard]

[kevin hash]

I'd let her ram her ass into my face at full speed.

I'd want her asshole prints on my forehead.

Fuck wrestling.

[zombiehead]

[kevin hash]

I think I've talked about my fervent wish to pound liv Morgan's fuck hole in this thread right?

Hottest piece of cooze in wrestling EVER.

[kevin hash]

So yeah....its saturday and im bored so i picked up extreme rules where i left off.

Listening to Raw Power instead of listening to idiotic wrestling commentary.

Drew McIntyre is a fuckin doofus....him and his little sword. I think if you bring a sword to the ring you should use it. You're not a fuckin Irish barbarian.

I mostly despise all wrestling props. I hate almost every wrestling gimmick.

Karrion Kross.....I know people are into this dude but I'm not seeing it. Someone make me care.

The valet bitch he has is pretty hot. Not liv Morgan hot but pretty good.

Strap match with no juice seems kinda pointless. If I was booking this I'd say okay leather strap this match with a bloody chain match as the blow off.

The whipping spots in this match are so weak. No welts. How am I supposed to invest in these dudes hating each other?

[kevin hash]

Bayley is pretty fuckin smokin too.

Oh great....Bianca Belair. If this bitch doesn't lose her hair in a match then what the fuck are we doing here?

Ladders strategically placed around the ring. Why is everything so clinical and clean? 30 seconds in and we need to do a fuckin ladder spot?

Bayley looks killer. She could totally piss in my face. Belair looks like she's wearing her mom's panties.

Other than razor vs Shawn has there ever been a good ladder match? It's a great way to over promise and under deliver.

Oh well......Bayley please come over and finger my asshole.

[kevin hash]

Judgement Day is a pussy fuckin faction. Faux satanic bullshit. Just go for straight devil worship....oh yeah this is WWE where we don't want to offend share holders. Edges jacket looks like it has a Sodom patch on it....which would be cool but nope.

Finn Balor is one of the weakest heels in wrestling history. No charisma. Nothin. He comes out dressed up like Thunderstick from Samson.

Damian Priest......could be killer if he went full blown glenn benton and started burning the undertakers symbol into his forehead. But nope....generic heel.

Rhea Ripley looks like she has a bigger cock than Chyna.

But whatever.....this is an I quit match I guess. Match has been going for 15 seconds and already the ref with the fuckin microphone.

Would be pretty bitchin if someone quit 10 seconds after the bell rang. No one would expect that.

If it ain't flair vs funk it ain't shit. Thats the I quit measuring stick.

The loser of this match should be required to let rhea Ripley fuck them in the ass with her huge bone.