"I'm a washed up has been actor who's blacklisted.
I wanna rape, but I am oppressed in my homeland. Can Russia help me too?"
- Steven Seagal
"Why not?"
- Putin
"I'm a washed up has been actor who's blacklisted.
I wanna rape, but I am oppressed in my homeland. Can Russia help me too?"
- Steven Seagal
"Why not?"
- Putin
"Oh great genie of the Putin, there is one more wish. Please take Nina back. Fly her to the Russian home she never wanted right now?"
- ChrisInLA
"Oh FUCK NO! We're not taking that shit back!"
- Putin
"A black woman with dreads tried to vape cannibis oil, something that is "totally uncommon" "
"9 years hard labor. She is so big, strong and tall. Will do work of 5 Russian men, peg her male cellmates nice and good. After she gets AIDS in Russian prison we send her to front line in Ukraine to rape men, da?"
- Putin
"Burn them all [sic]""I wish I had a Dragon I could fly to the Kremlin"
George R.R. Martin
"War, death, torture and rape are funny little things you play with Lego bricks"
- Nina
https://www.gofundme.com/f/help-me-divo ... rd-spencer"I'm a 42 year old woman with 2 small children I seemingly neglect for Twitter and I married a neo-Nazi and tried to make him fuhrer so I could gain power as a woman. My opinions and decision making skills are golden. My priorities in life are in check."
- Nina
"Woops"
- Nina
https://www.google.com/search?q=http%3A ... ws%2F69695"And by defeating the Nazis with special military operation, we can once and for all stamp out all the resulting gay pride parades."
- Putin
"My little bitch Internaut troll will FREEZE YOU!
...in her mind that is.
And YOU WILL BELIEVE it and humor her because you haven't had pussy in years, and in your miserable existence you think there is a 0.001% chance she will come out from behind her keyboard cave to thank you with sex for your likes and support on Twitter. You will ignore her facial features. You know better, but you are so pathetic you don't care."
- Putin
This is the very first thing Eli from Russia says in this video. Eli has a HALF MILLION REAL, ACTUAL NON-FAKE subscribers that actually do care about Russia and don't simply want to use her as a dick pin cushion."A girl must be feminin and wear dresses and skirts. A girl must keep the house clean and cozy; her husband well fed; her children content. A girl must be weaker than the man in business and career and if she feels that she's smarter or stronger, as a wise woman she should pretend that she is not."
- Eli from Russia
Historically, pogroms in Russia have been instigated by the government in order to divert public attention and the blame for social problems elsewhere. The anti-Jewish pogroms (pogrom being a word from the Russian root term “to thunder”) in the late nineteenth century, for example, were an outgrowth of attempts to displace blame for late Tsarist era social problems onto the Jews.
My lunch lady,
My ex-convict,
My special forces director,
My snuff movie producer,
You do it all, only in Russia
- Putin