Gay monster haikus
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Gay monster haikus
Remember that haikus should mention the time of year or season
My evil boyfriend
Fuck my face now, Dracula!
Suck me off in May
My evil boyfriend
Fuck my face now, Dracula!
Suck me off in May
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Re: Gay monster haikus
We can get married
Werewolf i met in springtime
They changed all the laws
Werewolf i met in springtime
They changed all the laws
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Hunchback, it's Thursday!
Stop saying that this is weird
It's a normal thing
Stop saying that this is weird
It's a normal thing
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Godzilla monster
Nuclear fire cum blast
Japanese throat fuck
Nuclear fire cum blast
Japanese throat fuck
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What a lovely sight!
two ghosts blowing each other
on Christmas morning
two ghosts blowing each other
on Christmas morning
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Re: Gay monster haikus
Frankenstein's monster
is a gay faggot homo
for Brendan Fraser
is a gay faggot homo
for Brendan Fraser
- Eight Bit Alien
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- Eight Bit Alien
- Daddy would you like some sausage?
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- cxwx
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Re: Gay monster haikus
Lon Chaney rim job
Teen wolf howls on Chubby’s chub
Wolf mans got nards plic
Teen wolf howls on Chubby’s chub
Wolf mans got nards plic
- Eight Bit Alien
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EVERYONE SUCKS DICKS!
THEY DONT WANT TO, BUT THEY DO!
DRACULA MAKES THEM.
THEY DONT WANT TO, BUT THEY DO!
DRACULA MAKES THEM.
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Whacking ding dong
to monster that challenged world
cum would do it again
to monster that challenged world
cum would do it again
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