James answers your coronavirus questions thread

[Stink Pig]

he corrected his pisstake

your "jokes" are on par with your wannabe tough bullshit, brendan schaub.

[cxwx]

You're really going all in with that kissy lips emoji.

[FVBTVS]

he corrected his pisstake

your "jokes"

it was a risky high wire maneuver to be sure. in the end i awarded myself a 5.8 but it simply had to be done

[cxwx]

That joke was the callback of the year. I'm feeling a solid 8.

[Brutus Frank]

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2023/0 ... rous-flaw/

[cxwx]

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2023/0 ... rous-flaw/

Are you bypassing the pay wall somehow or am I just an idiot? Either way it appears to be a poorly formulated idea based on pop psychology anecdotes. I'm sure there was far more psychological damage to kids who had to go through duck and cover drills.

[Toilet Fleet]

12ft.io

[cxwx]

12ft.io

Oh cool. Thanks!

[Eight Bit Alien]

[Brutus Frank]

https://www.yalemedicine.org/news/coron ... lood-clots

[cxwx]

https://www.yalemedicine.org/news/coron ... lood-clots

The article you posted quoted 60 cases out of 18 million people who got the JJ vaccine and said the risk in the highest risk group was about 1 in 100,000 people. Over a million ( more than likely under reported ) died of Covid in the United States. These two things are not remotely comparable to each other.

[Eight Bit Alien]

[Brutus Frank]

https://nypost.com/2023/07/06/what-is-l ... ffle-docs/

[cxwx]

[cxwx]

[spacehamster]

https://nypost.com/2023/07/06/what-is-l ... ffle-docs/

Medications have side effects. News at ten.

[Eight Bit Alien]

It's a good thing we tested these for so long!

[spacehamster]

It's a good thing we tested these for so long!

So is this you ironically repeating a dumbass anti-vaxxer talking point to mock it or are you stating a serious opinion of yours?

[Eight Bit Alien]

The Phase 3 clinical trial was designed to determine if the Pfizer-BioNTech COVID-19 vaccine is safe and effective in preventing COVID-19 disease. This trial began July 27, 2020 and completed enrollment of 46,331 participants in January 2021. On November 18, Pfizer and BioNTech announced that, after conducting the primary efficacy analysis, their mRNA-based COVID-19 vaccine met all of the study’s primary efficacy endpoints.

Almost 3 months!! Now suck down this creepy Frankenstein RNA or you're fired.

Everybody is fired!!! Fired fired fired. All nazis with racist normal default human genes are fired!!!!

[spacehamster]

Sigh.

[Eight Bit Alien]

Also since nothing could go wrong we've gone ahead and granted ourselves full immunity from prosecution in case anything goes wrong. SIGN HERE

[Hunter]

My cousin in Trinidad won’t get the vaccine cuz his friend got it & became impotent. His testicles became swollen. His friend was weeks away from getting married, now the girl called off the wedding. So just pray on it & make sure you’re comfortable with ur decision, not bullied

[Eight Bit Alien]

Yes i am messing around.

[Eight Bit Alien]

Rip balls!!!!!!!

[Eight Bit Alien]

To be serious though I am suspicious of the shots, I think you'd be crazy not to be. I'm definitely not convinced that it's heart attack juice or anything. I don't think the trials were very long for a novel medical procedure, and I have absolutely zero faith in these corporations. I got my 3 doses of goodboy juice, and i dont think I'm gonna get any more until some time goes by.