Explain The Term Hipster To Me

[Ogre of Disgust]

Feigning ignorance is some passive-aggressive protest tactic. You know full well what a "hipster" is, you just don't like/get the negative connotation.

You fucking hipster.

[nomb]

That one guy

[T-1000]

[Cascade Whore]

[T-1000]

Honestly though: Someone who adapts a new life style including music, outlooks and set of mind just to feel better than others. Truth is he´s just a complete ripoff. Becoming a hipster is the most pretentious and faggy thing a person can do cause it shows zero understanding of culture and integrity and is in fact extremely egocentric and narciscisstic. Chances you´re a soulless psychopath who would sell his own mother for the next apple product are very high.

Hipsters will deny all this -> evidence

[Savant-tarde]

Hitlster

SPOILERSPOILER_SHOW

[T-1000]

Actually hitler was pretty close to a hipster, he was a hipster back in viennas art scene pretty much. the jew hating, being a vegetarian etc. the difference about him is that he got out of it and did something great to be remembered!

edit: they picked that up in the comic. wow.

[Assplay!!!]

I can't believe I'm contributing to this thread.

http://www.latfh.com/

[TF@work]

I can't believe I'm contributing to this thread.

http://www.latfh.com/

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Unless you're posting this again ironically

[Assplay!!!]

I can't believe I'm contributing to this thread.

http://www.latfh.com/

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Unless you're posting this again ironically

I hate myself. I can't hang out in the cool hipster thread without fucking up being cool.
Suicide solution.

[Zerohero]

while terms are certainly not mutually exclusive, I'm pretty sure that's called a faggot

[Cryptoplasty]

Feigning ignorance is some passive-aggressive protest tactic. You know full well what a "hipster" is, you just don't like/get the negative connotation.

You fucking hipster.

[Zerohero]

[Yonimusic]

So if Lou Reed would have started in this day and age he would be considered a hipster? meat puppets also? minutemen? ramones?

[TF@work]

Which step is bargaining again? Step 3? My mens here is on step 3

[CHUFFED beyond necropsy]

Probably about as devoid of any real meaning these days as "faggot" or "liberal".

[Zerohero]

So if Lou Reed would have started in this day and age he would be considered a hipster? meat puppets also? minutemen? ramones?

nope... I'm pretty sure having an ipod is a hipster pre-requisite.

[Wormholegenerator]

[AskForRaffo]

Check out this website and tell me how you do not feel the need to exterminate human race



http://www.pimpumpam.eu

[hipster holocaust]

Europeans are different, they're nature's hipsters

[buenoallthetime]

http://reeelapse.com/viewtopic.php?f=1&t=43503

[Ray]

>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M5gQidrz ... r_embedded<

[Eight Bit Alien]

You came to the right place to ask.

Back in 2003 there was a powerful wizard named Johnlapse. I don't remember anything else about the story, but I'm going to lie and say that his worst enemy was a rapper werewolf whose powers were fueled by racism.

Johnlapse invented an immense wheel at the top of Judaism Mouvntain that he hoped would cripple his enemy once and for all. You could even see the wheel anywhere in the world just like the eye in those hobbit movies. The werewolf saw the wheel from his tower in Castle Frankenstein but he didn't care at all, and he would bark his most scathing diss verses out into the night, challenging the wheel; "Ayo my name is MC Franklin and I'm here to say, I must become president and not fail god... I shout fuvk ovv, and johnlapse watches on?! Tee hee yo?~ Knowe!?..."

But Johnlapses evil curse wheel wasn't stopped by the pummeling battle verses. Every time a little boy or a little girl would post the word 'nigger', the device would sputter into motion, grinding out crazy sparkly magic shit, and POOF the word 'nigger' would be replaced with the word 'friend'.

Eventually though that became really funny and cool to people so they would just say 'friend' on purpose, so Johnlapse murdered Richard Pryor in blind fury and decided to build a new component to his wheel. It was like a gigantic press that would actually flatten the word 'nigger' so that it would become a grisly epitaph, which read 'Richard Pryor RIP', so that everyone would fear Johnlapse and know not to anger him.

But pure magic was not enough to make this unearthly machination move. Johnlapse knew he needed powerful manual labor to keep his operation in a functional state. So he took an entire legion of ablebodied men and committed them to the clay and earth, and drew upon their brows a sigil, and the sigil was the mark of Kevin, and the mark was four upon each brow, and three upon each four to each of them. And at the end of the season, he plucked these man-seeds from the soil, and they had become hipsters.

Now I may hate women, but they say that to this day, if you look at the moon on any given Sunday and whisper "Conventional taste... conventional behavior..." you can hear the sniggers of the hipsters, their sarcastic mirth betraying anguish at the hands of evil Johnlapse the Wizard.

This was literally true