My oven is broken. How do i feed my fucking family TIPS PLEASE

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DO you have tips?
Life hacks?

What are good foods you can make using only a microwave and a single electric burner like in a college dorm? I have one of those



I spent 3837÷8÷55555 dollars buying parts to fix this fucking thing and it turns out a fucking wire exploded inside of it and now it's

A. Repair man
B. Set the house on fire and die eventually
C. Buy a new one (gay option)

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And i mean, in general, not just about fruitarian meals - tell me what to do. About anything. Try it out I might listen

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I don't know, I don't have a family. I survive on oatmeal and kratom.
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give your kid a tablet.

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You've got adequate cooking for most things; you could probably snag an air fryer at a thrift store for under $20 if so inclined, and that covers basically the rest of cooking (you can't, like, do a bain-marie while baking)

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Hello, do you own a toaster oven?

If you must microwave, remember to add water or oil to avoid dehydration and rubbery outcomes.

Pasta will “cook” in salted cold water, just takes longer (2 hours) and you’ll probably want to be checking it out often the first time.
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Toilet Fleet wrote: Sun Apr 21, 2024 8:41 am You've got adequate cooking for most things; you could probably snag an air fryer at a thrift store for under $20 if so inclined, and that covers basically the rest of cooking (you can't, like, do a bain-marie while baking)

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samiam wrote: Sat Apr 20, 2024 7:42 pm I don't know, I don't have a family. I survive on oatmeal and kratom.
I always tell people that if you don't get fucked up on kratom while blasting infected mushroom, I don't really consider you to be "white" and wouldn't be welcome in the ethnostate
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Eight Bit Alien wrote: Sun Apr 21, 2024 5:32 pm
samiam wrote: Sat Apr 20, 2024 7:42 pm I don't know, I don't have a family. I survive on oatmeal and kratom.
I always tell people that if you don't get fucked up on kratom while blasting infected mushroom, I don't really consider you to be "white" and wouldn't be welcome in the ethnostate
well ok, but I don't really care about being white. Most of my favorite bands are mexican like word salad, catheter, cephalic carnage, los crudos etc
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I spent 2002-2005 inhaling computer duster for Wotan. They can't take that from me
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I've never tried kratom even though there is literally a kratom factory within walking distance of my house
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Nice sig man! Lead vox for cephalic is a Mexican dude, right on!
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1 burner is all you need to make big meals... all I had for a while once while living in India
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Our oven is broken as well, it only knows how to be switched off and how to be at hell temperature and burn all the food. I now have to spend one million hours in YouTube watching oven repair videos, ordering spare parts, failing at repairing it and finally ordering a new one. Same happened with our fridge, I just gave up last night and ordered a new one. Fuck this shit, everything breaking at the same time.
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How much kratom to get fucked up? I can take heaping handfuls of the pills and feel nothing...
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Don't eat that shit man it's full of heavy metals and it's not a great buzz even at excess imho. I used it for a while for pain management and it fucked me up pretty good, personally dont recommend. Is a good analgesic i will admit

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4-8 grams is where most people would go for recreational use
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For me, it's super addictive and I'm trying to ween off of it. I wouldn't recommend starting it, pretty much wish I hadn't. Of course, I love the high, but that's why it's so difficult to quit. It's basically an opioid.
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samiam wrote: Sun Apr 21, 2024 6:05 pm word salad, catheter, cephalic carnage, los crudos etc
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Isn't that Haraldo from Catheter's label? Yes!

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