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[FVBTVS]

Personal appearance

George Eliot was considered by contemporaries to be a physically unattractive woman; she herself knew this and made jokes about her appearance in letters to friends.[52] Yet somehow the force of her personality overcame her ugliness. This was noted by numerous acquaintances.[52] Of his first meeting with her on 9 May 1869, Henry James wrote:

... To begin with she is magnificently ugly — deliciously hideous. She has a low forehead, a dull grey eye, a vast pendulous nose, a huge mouth, full of uneven teeth & a chin & jawbone qui n'en finissent pas ["which never end"] ... Now in this vast ugliness resides a most powerful beauty which, in a very few minutes steals forth & charms the mind, so that you end as I ended, in falling in love with her.[53]

[Eight Bit Alien]

IMO, Sperm Theft is going to be the next Big Thing, now that BPD women can financially support themselves and whatever children they like. They only thing they need from society is high-quality sperm, which is easily stolen

[Necrometer]

Lana Del Rey marries alligator. Tour guide Jeremy Dufrene in shock! Wedding on Louisana bayou.

[SKI DOO]

Usually I'll hit up the hotel tramp pay them a few bucks get a suck and a fuck and usually I'll pay them 50$ extra to leave me there dirty thong so I can hang it in the truck and wank off to while I wait

[Eight Bit Alien]

I’m really thinking about learning chemistry just because of how cool weed can be don’t be afraid of everything

[ghost boner]

This is great! Wiping my ass is like trying to clean peanut butter out of a shag carpet.

[Necrometer]

These chewy noodles are slightly larger than that of an average macaroni, and have a sweet, fruity taste instead of a cheesy one, giving you a silly snacking experience. Although you probably don't eat raw macaroni noodles directly from its packaging, you'd be turning heads if you were seen eating this in public. You might as well say cheese!

[cxwx]

Maybe they were eating some small bananas and got confused.

[Necrometer]

I just got ripped on acid this one time, and I watched Interstellar, The Notebook, and then Interstellar again, and I was like. THAT, but with Area 51. That would be cool.

Edit: I have written various original screenplays over the years